Despicable Behavior

Although far from complete, an entirely subjective list of people who have exhibited immeasurably despicable behavior. I will keep it updated as long as the Internet doesn't run out of space to store the additions. If you have candidates for inclusion, please let me know at jamesalandrumatgmaildotcom. :-)


Golfer Tiger Woods

President John F. Kennedy

Senator Ted Kennedy (Massachusetts)

Senator Gary Hart(Colorado)

Senator John Edwards (North Carolina)

Senator Tom Daschle (South Dakota)

Representative William Jefferson (Louisiana)

Barry Bonds (Baseball player)

Bernie Madoff (Wall Street investor)

Vice President Spiro Agnew

President Richard Nixon

President William Jefferson Clinton

Governor Eliot Spitzer (New York)

Governor Mark Sanford (South Carolina)

Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart

Evangelist Jim Baker

Evangelist Tammy Fay Baker

Senator Newt Gingrich

Senator David Vitter (Louisiana)

Representative Tom DeLay (House majority leader)

Representative Wayne L. Hays (Ohio)

Representative Cynthia McKinney (Georgia)

Representative James Traficant (Ohio)

Representative Duke Cunningham (California)

Mayor Marion Barry (Washington D.C.)

Reverend Jesse Jackson

Governor Paul Patton (Kentucky)

Sylvia Lovely, Director, (And others) Kentucky League of Cities

Mike Gobb (Lexington KY Airport Executive and staff)

Kathleen Imhoff, Director, (Lexington public library director)

Attorney General John Mitchell (and a host of Watergate pals)

Bernard Kerik (NYC Police Commissioner)

Jack Abramoff (Lobbyist)

Kenneth Lay (Enron CEO)

U.S. Secretary of Housing Henry Cisneros

Senator Carol Moseley-Braun (Illinois)

"Coach" Robert Knight

A particularly irksome happening

This is just my opinion -- doesn't have to be yours. I'm not trying to persuade people of anything. But....

The stark truth is that this country's economy will never recover until we rebuild our manufacturing base and improve our international trade imbalances. The economy will never recover by creating more service sector jobs and fast food clerks and retail sales people. We have to make something of value to sell, at home and abroad, to create long-lasting economic recovery. In another post somewhere in this blog I talked about our nation's farmers having a choice between growing food and growing corn and soybeans for overseas manufacturing needs. They can make a lot more money by growing corn and soybeans and thus providing for their families. Next summer when you are driving out and about, notice what the overwhelming majority of crops are. The result is what I discovered last week at the grocery. I bought some Birdseye frozen sugar snap peas that were grown in CHINA. I've seen peaches from Chile, and numerous foods from Mexico. About 90% of our cut flowers come from either South America or Europe. How in the world can a farmer grow roses in Peru, fly them to the U.S., and distribute them cheaper than we can from just down the highway? Beats me.

I KNOW before I wade into this next subject, over half the people reading this will take offense and be defensive and cite all sorts of prejudices and outdated opinions. A good place to start rebuilding the manufacturing base is to buy automobiles from Ford or GM or Chrysler. Yes, all auto assembly plants hire American workers and provide a decent wage, same as the Big 3. Yes, one can say they are American made. But the profits from those offshore manufacturing companies go straight back to Japan, China, Korea, or wherever. Profits from the Big 3 STAY at home and are then SPENT at home. According to a recent study published in Time magazine, Toyota imports 51% of its component parts from overseas, Honda imports 42%, and the Big 3, 22%. That amounts to MILLIONS of dollars going straight back to the OLD country.

For years, Japan has imposed import taxes on American made automobiles so that, for example, a Chevy Impala that costs $20k in the U.S. costs the equivalent of $30k dollars in Japan. Needless to say, the market for American automobiles in Japan is very limited. Plus the Japanese government for years has subsidized their auto makers with low interest loans and economic assistance and currency rate manipulation (run by many of the same executives that were admirals and generals in their armed forces when they so sneakily attacked Pearl Harbor and killed thousands of American young people. Then after four years of horrific loss of American lives, we went in and rebuilt their factories, their economy, gave them a new Constitution that has been successful ever since and have agreed to provide military protection to them from any other country so that they have NO expense to maintain any sort of armed military force. But all that's another story...)

Remember the recent "Cash for Clunkers" program here in America? It was a huge success. Just over half the new cars purchased through that program were Asian. Our government said, "Get rid of those old gas guzzlers and do your part to restore America to greatness - lower your gas bills, reduce harmful emissions, be GREEN."  It was a huge success. So much so that Japan has NOW instituted almost the identical program in Japan.  'Wanna guess the difference? You cannot use the program to buy American made cars. Only new Japanese cars.

Most people today probably still harbor resentment about those old days when all they heard about was a GM worker making $25 an hour installing two screws in every assembly. They think all American cars are made by lazy, illiterate slobs. "The American auto industry is inefficient, bloated and impaled upon its own spear. Now take the Japanese, for example, they are smart, industrious, dedicated, polite little people." What a wonderful thing it would be if we could send our foreign car aficionados to live in Japan for a time.

OK, I had my say... The even larger problem is that because my generation and the younger one has never known really hard times, we cannot believe what is at stake here. We are that proverbial flock of sheep being herded straight to the slaughterhouse. Who is going to eat all that lamb and mutton? Of course, if you think leveling the world's standard of living is a good idea, continue on your path and we will be even with Mexico, Ethiopia, China, Japan, and all the others. American's choice.... 

The Fabric of Our Lives

Thanks to my wife and the author, Phillippa Gregory (Virgin Earth), I have at last come to understand the phrase "Fabric of our Lives". I never paid much attention to that phrase until just recently. Picture using a shuttle to weave the woof and the warp, thus creating fabric . The terms and phrase are metaphors for our lives or our characters. Thus, the woof and warp (people, events, places, etc) create the fabric (our character or persona) and determine the kind of person we are. Some "threads" are more colorful than others, some more "intended" than others, some more "random" than others, some "prettier" than others, some more "dominant" than others, but that "loom" just keeps on spinning and the woof and warp continue to weave and enlarge the fabric....

Sometime during 2008, on a whim, I made a list of all the places I've lived - scattered throughout Kentucky, Ohio, New York, North Carolina, and now, Tennessee. From that list, it was an easy jump to make a few notes about my life in each of those places. One more little jump, and I was writing most anything I could remember about my life at each place. And somewhere along the way, I tried to add a little humor. And some young boy foibles. I ended up with what you read here on my blog. There are several different posts, the longest being "Still Trudging Down Memory Lane," that are the result of those woofs and warps weaving away constantly for so many years and creating the fabric of my life. I thought of all the events in my life that have molded me into what I am -- deaths, loves, divorces, promotions, perceived non-promotions, accidents, recognitions, disappointments, deceptions, etc.... But all those things are done and gone and have had their effect upon me and dropped by the wayside. And of course, there have been numerous organizations that contributed greatly to my "fabric." But far more important are the people who have influenced me. We often find out that we made an impression upon a young person of which we had no idea. Hopefully, they were good impressions. I can look back and remember as a young boy the impressions some of my older cousins and aunts and uncles made upon me. I began to think of all the people I have known over the years and how we each contribute, perhaps only in a very small way, to each other's character and development. I remember the vast majority of those people with fondness and with gratitude. Yes, there were some I was not so grateful to, but even they usually managed to contribute a few "threads" of value.

Except for those close friends and family we constantly keep in touch with, I daresay most of those people only occupied a few years in our lives. They came and they went and they deposited their threads and were gone. And we were left with a myriad of memories. We hated to see them leave, but that was simply the way of things. But to have a static group of people in one's life for four years or more with whom you matured, socialized, loved, disliked, competed, worried, and played was a once in a lifetime opportunity. For many, service in the Armed Forces wove a fabric forged in iron and taught us how to be loyal and true to our comrades and we learned we could do that we never thought we were capable of doing. But for the great majority, I suspect high school occurred at a time in our life when we were most susceptible to character influences and we saw how the choices we made influenced ourselves and our classmates over a four-year period. After so many bolts of fabric being woven over those years, we looked forward to taking our fabric out into the world and creating a grand tapestry! Some ended up being grand, some not so grand, and the great majority being somewhere in between. But we all made a tapestry! In our rush to get started, most, or at least some of us, woke up a few years later and realized that those friends and classmates were no longer around. Whoa, we were on our own! We adapted and plunged into our new lives and our plans to be governors, or business tycoons, or teachers, or doctors, or nurses, or most importantly, parents.

Five years passed from the time of leaving our friends behind and that first reunion rolled around and everyone showed up with ONE goal in mind -- impress and show our friends what a success we were. Judgemental, cliquish, condescending, strutting, etc.

At the tenth-year reunion, we had all settled down somewhat and truly were more focused upon seeing and being interested in the lives of our classmates.

From the 15th-year reunion on, it seemed to me that all the cliques, the artificiality, the need to impress were gone. Now, at the least for those who had moved away, friends were missed and remembered fondly and were wondered about. We learned of deaths of classmates and tried to accept what seemed impossible.

And now, forty-six years later, and a little more aware of our mortality, many of us look forward to reconnecting with those classmates who had such an influence in our lives. SO, we look forward to that reunion every five years and hugging our friends and trying to make sure they know how much they meant to us in our lives. But then, something comes up and you cannot make a reunion and now it will have been ten years since last seeing those friends. And ten years is a long time at this age! :-)

And now to the point of this rambling discourse. I picture a gathering, like a Kiwanis, or Lions Club meeting, every quarter or so, at a local restaurant in Winchester -- maybe the Chinese place -- where CCHS and GRC classmates can know they will gather there on that specified date and time to reconnect, to eat if desired, and to laugh and remember and retell funny stories and remember those we have lost. No big deal, no formal invitations, just an initial announcement spread by word of mouth. I'll bet the restaurant would be willing to extend a 15% discount or so to those classmates! Come if you like and stay as long as you like. It wouldn't be limited to one specific year -- those of any class would be welcome.

Obviously, someone has to step up and say I will work on this. Right away, the names of a handful of "girls" comes to mind who have always stepped up to the plate before. And if they (you know who you are! :-)) feel like doing so again, GREAT! But for those of us who typically say, "You organize it and I'll be there", we need to say, "I'll give it a try this time with some help from my friends!"

I just recently got in contact with a handful of those people through Facebook. For those interested in my e-mail, it is jamesalandrum atgmail dot com. I guess that is how one is supposed to post one's e-mail to prevent address gatherers or whomever. But then maybe not.... The phone number for Anne and I is 423-842-3782. We live in Hixson, a suburb of Chattanooga -- twenty minutes off I-75 if you are headed south! I met Anne in the fall of '63 at UK but let her get away about 5 times until I caught her in 1998. We retired and lived in the mountains of NC for 10 years and moved here two years ago. And although we are in the heart of Dixie I'm as "true blue" as ever!

My very best wishes to everyone.

The Delta Queen

On August 8, 2009, Anne and I spent the night aboard the Delta Queen here in Chattanooga as sort of a belated birthday present. The Delta Queen has long been a romantic icon of bygone days on America's rivers. The cabins were adequate -- we had a king-sized bed in the Illinois Stateroom. Air conditioning was adequate and certainly necessary in the 95 degree heat. The evening's festivities included a dinner and show. Dinner was a choice of grouper or steak tenderloin and both were very good. The show was a trio of brothers playing old-time bluegrass - not memorable.

That day downtown there had been a convention of antique Ford owners from all over the Southeast.They even had a race downtown that included quite a climb on one city street. Most of that group also spent the night aboard the Delta Queen. A friendly, raucous, happy group. Dinner seating was random and we ate with a couple who live about three miles from us! It was an enjoyable evening.I think the guest total was about 105 for that night. Dinner service was a little slow but admirable and the included Sunday breakfast buffet was outstanding. In keeping with old riverboat traditions, Anne and I played a couple of games of Gin Rummy in the Grand Salon and at last count I owe her $1200.00! :-) Pictures can be seen here: http://picasaweb.google.com/jamesalandrum/DeltaQueen?authkey=Gv1sRgCOLQks-NvsnQ9wE#

All in all, the evening was a wonderful success and we very much enjoyed it. We weren't too excited about ever taking an extended cruise on the old gal, however. We were both surprised that she was not nearly as large as we had pictured. She was built in 1926 in Stockton, California. For a little more detail, see the Delta Queen or to listen to --some cool music

She is moored here until, hopefully, such time as Congress grants another exemption to the laws prohibiting wooden superstructure boats from carrying overnight passengers. For now, she provides just another attraction in downtown Chattanooga, a city of constant music, museums, entertainment, great food, and numerous other local attractions.

Life is good in Dixie.

Observations

Dateline: Lexington, KY, 7/3/09: The KY League of Cities and The Kentucky Association of Counties (both taxpayer funded) both provide their executive directors with BMW SUV's for their personal use. Wouldn't you think they would do their part to support the American Big 3 manufacturers? At the very least, purchase/lease an automobile made in KY. And we wonder why our companies are going bankrupt -- there was a time before the little Mr. and Mrs. Do-Gooders took over that this would have been unthinkable!  These organizations are supposed to help local governments with economic issues and promote KY nationally. DUH....

7/3/09, CNN:  'Had a "fume event" lately? A fume event occurs on passenger planes when various engine seals dry out, rot, or simply age. Recirculating cabin air is then mixed with "bleed air" from the engines -- simply put, if the seals fail for a variety of reasons, this bleed air mixes with the cabin air. The bleed air typically contains chemical compounds found in pesticides and nerve agents. Typical symptoms from your fume event on your next flight include memory loss, vision impairment, tremors, headaches, and vomiting. And certainly news of this problem will not get exposure to the public. Take it to the bank, the airlines are more concerned about profits than protecting passengers and employees.
DUH....

7/3/09, The Times (London): World-wide crude oil prices have spiked to their highest level in eight months -- the reason? ONE PERSON, Steve Perkins, a rogue trader in oil futures in some London-based company, is responsible. 'Nothing to do with supply and demand -- this is more of the same thing Enron was doing. DUH....

OK. I'm getting crabby with my wife gone for what seems like eons. She is due back Sunday so I guess it is actually only a week, but....

 

June Update

Whoo boy! No, I didn't quit blogging, but we've been rather busy here. All is well. We are trying to get some good pics of us but so far the best ones I can come up with are:

1973

Give Your Customers A Little Less

In one of my original posts, I talked about always trying to give your customers "a little extra." I ran into a new twist on that on May 18th -- "take a little extra" from your customers. Lynn Imaging in Lexington, KY put the new spin on how to be a success in business. I had arranged to have them print an additional 20 copies of my book, Amanda and Her Cousins, exactly the same as two previous printings. Last week, I talked to Cindy Honks who is apparently some kind of office manager or head clerk there and she said they could print the copies in time for pick up on May 18th. When I broached the subject of pricing, I told her the last printing (about two years ago) was for 15 books at a unit price of $15.98 each which included everything, even tax. And that my original order, back in May of 2005, was for 40 books at a unit cost of $15.00 each. I said I assumed the price would be in the same neighborhood and she vaguely agreed. A couple of days later, another clerk, Kevin, called to resolve a paging problem and I again had the same short conversation about pricing and he said that sounded about right....

Imagine my surprise when I went to pick up the books and the new all-inclusive unit price was $23.68! I questioned the usual, bored "I really don't want to be here" type clerk who couldn't have cared less about my surprise. I told her that wasn't what I had been led to believe from Cindy and Kevin. She harrumphed and abruptly turned around and went into a little closed room. Two minutes later, she returned and simply said, "Well, Cindy says we have had a lot of cost increases so the price is correct. I gave her my debit card, she quickly processed it and immediately turned to another employee and began a conversation. I was dismissed.

Moral of the story: If you end up having to use Lynn Imaging for anything, ensure you have a price in writing because their word doesn't go very far.

The Book STORE

This site will surely replace the little book corners in the blog. It is my "Goodreads" site and if you haven't seen this site and have an interest in books, visit just to see what it can do. But if you are addicted to books, beware, you are about to lose a LOT of time! Visit Goodreads.

Our darling GRAND daughter

Kathryn "Katy" Rose
(17 months)

Nashville Trip

On Thursday morning, March 9th, Anne and I drove to Nashville for a follow-up appointment about my CRT-D ICD. They "unhooked" one of the wires into my heart and thus eliminated the aggravating, disquieting, and exhausting "tic", as I call it -- a pronounced beat when I would be in certain positions. What a wonderful thing now -- feel SO much better.

Anyway, that afternoon we went to see the Parthenon - a full-size replica of the one in Greece -- stunningly beautiful! It's in the midst of Centennial Park. From the glory that was Greece, we then strolled the Honky Tonk Row area downtown. Mostly junk and trashy souvenir shops and 8 or 9 dark, smoky, LOUD country and western bars with hopeful (hopeless?) bands blaring out their songs of regret and remorse and a few restaurants thrown in and LOTS of tourists. Quite a disappointment. We covered it all in an hour. We returned to the motel (and what a really disappointing place that Quality Inn was!), freshened up and readied for a great dinner of steak and/or ribs. We asked the clerk where was the best place for BBQ and she said definitely Jack's, just a couple of blocks over.... Food was good, not a steakhouse or rib place at all; it was more of a carry-out, fish and chips type place -- good food, but a disappointment.

Friday morning, we headed for Opryland. (Let me expound upon the value of the GPS here. Simply invaluable - once you have it, you will not do without it!). The hotel is huge and beautiful with lots of gardens and shops. I had thought it was a place to stroll and admire everything, but it was simply a VERY nice place to vacation with rooms starting around $250 a night, incl. tax. Pretty much a disappointment also. We poked around the General Jackson paddle wheeler , and the NEW Grand Ole Opry building - pretty sterile. Our timing was off to take a tour so we drove to Belle Meade. By this time, it was pouring rain and very windy (or owley, as we say!) We had lunch at Martha's At the Plantation, a tea room as Anne called it -- you know, those fancy little sandwiches (very good) with chips and a drink and a thirty dollar bill ? Anyway, we toured the Belle Meade Plantation -- stunning -- and we were the only ones there at the time for our tour. Very, very enjoyable. A great stop. Belle Meade is the name of the restored antebellum plantation AND the name of the town it is in. RITZY! We toured the neighborhood where Al and Tipper live and several country music stars. A beautiful area of old homes and old money. We had dinner at the Santa Fe Cattle Company -- very good food - peanuts on the floor type of place. During the afternoon we found out that tornadoes had touched down in Murfreesboro and I-24 was closed (our way home!).

Saturday morning we had planned to tour the Rhyman Auditorium -- the original Grand Ole Opry -- but with the rain and more forecasts of bad weather, we decided to head home. On the way we saw a lot of the awesome, unbelievable tornado damage in Murfreesboro.

Nashville is a big city with lots of interstates -- a fair amount of entertainment but usually very crowded and slow. We'll take Chattanooga any day!

A weekend in Dixie

We had an interesting dinner last night -- discovered the "Blue Orleans," a Creole restaurant. Gumbo, jambalaya, crawfish etoufee, crawfish pasta, seafood platters and bread pudding and homemade beignets, key lime pie, Bananas Foster! Anne and I finally tried the "crawdads" we have all heard so much about -- in Crawfish Etoufee and Crawfish Pasta - not any different than shrimp in my book -- just smaller. Good, but not great. Every Friday night, they have New Orleans style jazz groups come in -- great fun! Check out their menu for the next time you visit in Chattanooga!

Today, we discovered TVA's Raccoon Mountain Pumped-Storage Facility. Sound exciting? Well, it was! If interested, check out their site.

It's a large 528 acre lake on top of a mountain where they pump water UP from the Tennessee River and store in the lake and then release whenever they need to generate emergency electricity! There is only about 100 of this type of plant in the world. The views are KILLER views -- Grand Canyon of Tennessee, with lots of scenic vistas. We SCREWED UP and I took a one-way, one lane, little driving "path" across the very top of the dam -- 8500 feet long and 230 feet high! My new defibrillator really got a workout on that drive! It was a surprisingly interesting afternoon - just a few miles out of Chattanooga.

As it is everywhere, the trees and shrubbery and azaleas are in full bloom right now and this place is simply beautiful.

Love and God's blessings to everyone.

Still Trudging Down Memory Lane

I was born in Richmond, Kentucky, while my father was in the Army during WW II as an MP (he had a fierce German Shepherd with no tail) ferrying German POWs back from Europe and war brides from Australia (tough duty!). When I was about five years old, my father and another man built our home at what is still called the mouth of Mace Branch on Quicksand in Breathitt County, Kentucky. Up behind us in the branch, was the home of his parents which had been built after their original home a little farther up the road burned down completely on a dark, terrifying night of babies being tossed through windows, adults screaming and scrambling to save whatever they could, and running around to make sure all were safely out. Not much was saved, 'cept all the family members who were in for the weekend visiting. A faulty chimney was probably to blame.

My earliest memory is of living with Mrs. Hazel Bottoms in Jackson down the street from the old Breathitt County High School. I was a babe of two maybe and CAN remember that the two-story house had the open floor grates upstairs that let the heat downstairs rise. We lived upstairs. I remember calling Mrs. Bottoms while looking down through that grate. (Now, I didn't promise this was going to be interesting, people!)

Although I don't remember the next two stories, they are supposedly told as the truth by my mother and her sister, Aunt Edith. I guess I was about two and Mom and Edith had taken me "uptown" in Jackson and bought me an apple at the A&P I had decided I couldn't live without. We were walking down Main Street and I was blissfully gnawing away on my prize of a lifetime and as we crossed the street going down to Breathitt High School, I DROPPED my apple! It rolled and it rolled and it rolled about six blocks down the hill. I stood and cried, as the story goes, and when it became obvious no one was going to go get it and I was not going to get another one, I proceeded to lay down in the middle of the street and screamed and kicked and generally made my mother proud! I guess you might say I was sort of an acquisitive little boy, because the other story took place in Hazard and also involved a great loss or denial. Again, Mom and Aunt Edith took sister Judy and I to town and, on the way, we passed the big Red Goose Shoes building that was built in the shape of an actual goose -- a landmark to this day. I decided I must have that building to take home with me.... Reason meant nothing to me, I wanted that damn goose! Mom and Aunt Edith tried to explain we couldn't carry such a thing but I wanted no part of their excuses. My reaction was to lay down in the middle of the street and throw a temper tantrum making my mother proud again. After dragging me several blocks wailing inconsolably, Aunt Edith promised to buy me something special in the dime store. We soon spotted the goldfish and that was it. Forget the goose. I had to have a goldfish! They put it in a little bag of water and off we went with my nose stuck to that bag for blocks. Now, I'm not sure of the veracity of these tales, but based upon your own opinion of the integrity of my mother and Aunt Edith, you can draw your own conclusions. And just in case someone mentions something about my "blankie", I admit to it, but will never admit how old I was before I was too ashamed to suck on that old rag. It was easy to get confused about things at that age! Like the time we were at Grandpa Haddix's and they were butchering a hog down at the barn where they also kept his mule, Old Tom. I happened to wander down there and took one look that scared the bejeebers out of me. I ran screaming back into the house as fast as my chubby little legs would carry me, yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. they done kilt Old Tom and hung he in a tree!"

I believe from there we moved to South Jackson to a large two-story house owned by Gerald and Fleda Bach. Gerald had a dry cleaning business right there on the street and we lived upstairs in the house. Sister Judy was born there. We later lived in a large two-story duplex home next to the Greyhound bus station in town. This was where I discovered maraschino cherries. I couldn't have been older than four and certainly was given dire threats about getting in the street, let alone crossing the street to Jay Staton's grocery to buy bottles of maraschino cherries. So, every time I could get my hands on a quarter or so, I would charm the two little, but somewhat older, girls next door to cross the street and buy me some cherries. I ate oodles and oodles of cherries until my mother finally caught me doing the deed and found out where all the red stains came from on my shirts. It was also here that I discovered that one of my favorite and most beautiful and wonderful aunts "had feet." (Don't ask....) Sister and I also developed a strong dislike for having our pictures taken. (Some got over it and some didn't!) We were also introduced to those plastic balloons of yesteryear! I always loved that petroleum smell of the plastic -- remember those?

I believe it was from here that we moved to our new home on Quicksand. However, at some time about then, Daddy bought a small printing shop in Hazard and we moved there, but only stayed briefly -- I don't think business was sufficient. Of course, the Quicksand home was a grand place to us! I assume it had electricity but I know we did not have running water in the house at that time. Sometime later I remember the menfolk digging a hole in the back yard for a well and being afraid that the ground would collapse on my daddy! It never did and what a marvel it was to pump a handle on the kitchen counter and have water come out the spigot! I am guessing there were only two bedrooms because sister Judy slept with our mother and I slept with my father. And that was hard on both of us! He was always telling me to quit jerking my feet! In back of the house was the yard, then the chicken lot and coop, and THEN the outhouse. It was a long, cold, lonely walk on winter nights!

There are many memories I have of this time. Once, Dad's cousin, Gerald Bach, who was like a brother to all my father's family, came to go squirrel hunting with my dad. Daddy was a few minutes ahead of Gerald and walked out the door. A few minutes later, Gerald was loading his 12 gauge shotgun in the house and it accidentally went off. We weren't injured except for utter terror and he absolutely KILLED our new floor model radio! Everyone recovered from the fright and for the rest of his life Gerald, one of the most loving, careful, kind, and tender men ever on this planet, would be mortified whenever that story was told.

I remember my father having to go out at night with shovel and rake to join our neighbors in extinguishing forest fires just on top of the ridges above our home. Judy and I were always afraid our home would burn down and maybe our daddy wouldn't come back. But he always did, exhausted, sweaty, covered in soot and smoke, and satisfied the fire was out.

We also worried about flooding. Quicksand Creek was across the road from our house but a little tributary stream (Mace Branch) ran right along our driveway. When the floods came, the water always threatened to get in the house. I don't believe it ever did, but I know it got within a foot or so several times. When it was cold enough, the floodwater would freeze on the top, the waters would recede and leave this sheet of ice about 1/4" thick covering everything about 3 to 4 feet above the ground. I liked to sneak out and walk under the ice and hide from searching parents!

Although my father worked for the newspaper, The Jackson Times, as a Linotype operator at the time, that didn't pay all the bills or provide all the food. Mom and Dad raised a large garden that Daddy mostly grew and Mom always "put up" or preserved in some manner. She would scrape and boil the sweet corn and can it (later in life she put it in the freezer). She cooked and canned tomatoes, canned tomato juice, green beans, and they would bury or keep potatoes over the winter. It is regrettable that folks today don't experience digging up the rows of potatoes, sticking their hands down in the ground and scrabbling around and pulling out those wonderful big potatoes. Okay folks, here is a bit of Appalachian English for the day. I don't relate this to make fun of anyone (certainly me!) or my parents, but I will tell you, I was a young boy before my mother corrected my saying "Arsh potatoes"! The first person to translate that for me gets a free dinner in Chattanooga for two! She canned all manner of vegetables. If you have any country background, you will know what "shucky" beans, or leatherbritches, are and what fun they were to string and dry.

Dad raised chickens in the back and we grew up on fried chicken every Sunday and whenever special company came through the week. I ate enough fried chicken to last a lifetime and to this day eat it only once every other month or so. (I know, someone will want to have my Kentucky visa revoked because of that!) My dad and both my grandpas always managed to get a few smoked hams laid in for the winter also. A few chicken stories.... Periodically when we went to Lexington, we would stop at Southern States and buy a "box full" of baby chicks to take home and raise for frying chickens or chicken and dumplings. My sister and I would peep through the little air holes and watch them all the way back home to Jackson. We kept the little peeps in the hen house with a special incubator to keep them warm until they were big enough to let loose in the lot. The other story involves my mother that everyone in the family has heard too many times, so if you're family, just skip to the next paragraph. In my mother's family, they always killed chickens by using a hatchet and a stump (get the picture?). In my father's family, they always killed chickens by grasping their necks and proceeding to spin them around, thus "wringing" their neck. My mother was determined to show my dad and her father-in-law that she could do it their way too. So, with Judy and I watching expectantly (maybe ages three and five), we stood in the midst of the chicken lot and watched Mom grab the chicken and proceed to spin it round and round and this damned chicken just kept squawking! Mom was determined to finish it off so she kept wringing harder and harder! Finally the chicken flew out of her hand and hit the ground running for its life! What the hell? ('Course I didn't say "What the hell" at the time!) Boy howdy, you never saw a chicken run so fast and squawking to high heaven! Chicken Little would have been proud! We all looked in Mom's hand where we saw she was tightly clutching the chicken's -- wing. She had grabbed it by the wing instead of the neck because she didn't want to look the poor chicken in the eye! Mom couldn't bear to have her menfolk find out what she had done, so she swore us to secrecy and then we three proceeded to chase this maimed chicken around the chicken lot! What fun Mommy! We never told on her, but years later when she 'fessed up she said that our father had commented that night on how tough that chicken was!

I had some additional first hand knowledge of chickens. Other than our faithful dog, Ring, a black and white shepherd, my next favorite pet was a chicken named Pluto. Pluto didn't have a tail and stood out from the others and had the free run of the place. We were great buddies. she and I had dug out a hole on the side of the hill in the front yard and that was her own personal home. I promise this will be the last chicken story.... We had a rooster that also had free run of the place and whenever he saw me he would run me to the ground and flog me! Always bringing blood and leaving serious scratches. Nobody ever hated a rooster more than I did that damned demon from hell! (I was maybe 5 at the time) Remember how housewives used to drape their washed blankets over a clothes line to dry -- in an inverted V shape? Well, once, that was the nearest shelter I could get to before that demon caught me! I figured I would be safe. Nope, here he came, spurs flashing, flogging away, blood flying everywhere! The air filled with screams! 'Course no one heard me under there and gradually the damned thing tired of flogging me. After it was over and for about the 6th time I told my mom and dad, "I'm going to kill that old rooster!" And with the usual attention parents often give to kids when their mind is somewhere else and really aren't listening, my daddy said those magical words! "OK, James Alan, you do that." That moment STILL ranks up in maybe the TOP 10 best moments of my life! A few days later, on a Sunday, the preacher and his wife were eating dinner with us and afterward went out to sit on the front porch. I corralled my three-year-old sister and gave her the box of .22 caliber shells and told her to hush and follow me. I grabbed my dad's rifle on the way out the back door and the day of reckoning was at hand! We searched the back yard like Tarzan and Jane in the jungle and finally spotted him staring malevolently, sitting up on the hill, trying to decide which of us to flog first. "Judy, quick! Gimme me a bullet!" Just like Stewart Granger said to Deborah Kerr in "King Solomon's Mines" on the plains of Africa! I loaded up and made sure she was behind me so a ricochet wouldn't get her and blasted away! SQUAWK! SQUAWK! He started limping away and I swore, "No you don't, you damn rooster! (I suspect I knew "damn" by that age!) Judy, gimme another bullet! Quick!" By this time, she's crying and shaking and bullets are falling everywhere but she finally came up with another one and I loaded and blasted away. NO SQUAWK this time! KFC on the hoof! By now, my parents and the preacher and his wife were on their knees praying on the front porch when they heard the shots from around back. My mother knew instantly what had happened. She yelled, "Oh lordy, he's shot that old rooster!" And here they all came running. My daddy started in on me with a vengeance until I said those magical words, "But Daddy, you said I could!" I will never forget the look on my father's face. (I saw it only one other time in my life, but that's another story.) He just seemed to freeze and let the words soak in. "Well, son, I guess I did, didn't I? I don't approve of what you did. You could have hurt your sister. But I won't punish you for this because of what I said." He took the rifle and bullets and I breathed a big sigh of relief and watched my hero walk away with the preacher and his wife. My momma kneeled down with tears in her eyes and hugged us both for a long, long time.

My Grandma Landrum died before I was born as did my Grandma Haddix. Grandpa Albert Sidney Landrum never remarried exactly, and from stories I have heard, he was quite lost after his wife died at the age of fifty-seven. He was named for the commanding general in the Confederate Army, Albert Sidney Johnson, that his dad had served under. My memories of him are filled with warmth and happiness. He was a great harmonica player and whenever all the family was visiting with thousands of us little yard urchins running around, he would sneak off up the hill and hunker down behind some clumps of sagebrush and start playing his harmonica for us. It drove us crazy to not be able to see him! And then there was his smokehouse in the side yard where the adults all told us was the home of the "boogey man"! We never had the nerve to go in there. Until one day we had enough kids we figured we would be safe and sneaked inside. 'Never found a boogey man, but we did find a big wooden barrel brimming full of some kind of smelly, fruity liquid covered with a cloth and really tasted like blackberries! Whenever we went to his home, you always had to check the side porch 'cause you never knew what kind of wild creature you would find in a cage or under a washtub! I just knew one day I would find an elephant or a lion or a giraffe, but it never happened. They were either foxes, opossums, or raccoons from the woods nearby. I don't recall eating any of this exotic fare but that is what he had them for. And then there was the old wood stove in the kitchen that had the warming compartments on the top. I remember them because if I hung around long enough, my Aunt Cora would find an extra biscuit or roll there for me. I loved my Aunt Cora then and I love my Aunt Cora today! I liked to accompany my mother to his back yard and dig up sassafrass root to make tea with. (Goodness, I am certainly using a lot of prepositions to end sentences with!) I always went with Grandpa up the branch with a couple of buckets to pick up coal for the fireplace. As I think back I am just amazed at how much help I was at the age of 5 or 6! Although I have no memories of it, I guess my Grandpa Landrum was quite a fiddle player and in younger days played at all the local square dances. It was about this age that my daddy decided to build a garage out by the highway. 'Course he wasn't able to do it without my help and that garage still stands to this day. One evening when we got home and parked in the garage sister Judy placed her hand in the door jamb just as Daddy was closing the door. She couldn't have been over 3 or 4 years old. The pain and anguish filled the garage to overflowing. The next day the doctor said nothing was broken -- she was too tough to break a finger!

We lost our dog, Ring, one day. He was devoted to us and we loved him dearly. Daddy found him run over in the road and buried him but told my sister and I that he had given him to another family who really needed a dog and he would get us another one. Daddy said it -- we believed it! And he did. A Great Dane! Unfortunately, his appetite didn't endear him to those who made the decisions so his sojourn with us was short-lived. It was years before Judy and I learned the truth. Once, a cat showed up and sister Judy tried to adopt it or at least make it be still while she held it. They disagreed and the cat bit and scratched her badly. We took her to the doctor who treated her and gave them the dreaded news -- you will have to catch it again and keep it up for 12 to 14 days or so to ensure it didn't have rabies. Daddy built a little cage and we caught it and penned it up. But about 3 days before the time was up, it escaped and we had to chase it down again! When the time was up, my mother, without a word, got a burlap bag and two big rocks and said, "James Alan, come with me." I followed her to the cat's cage, she got it out and stuffed it into the bag, put in the rocks, tied it up and said, "Now, take this to the river and throw it in the deep part." I was aghast but could see a look in my mother's eyes that said, "Do what I say." I did what she said and to this day, my mother has had no love for cats, because she remembers what one did to her little girl.

I started first grade at Sugar Camp school while we lived here and Miss Napier was my teacher. The school, long gone now, sat at the mouth of the branch where the road now goes up to the airport. The building was one huge room with a little partition in the middle.

Sugar Camp School

She taught all eight grades here. I loved Miss Napier. (Actually I loved all the women in my life at the time and still do for that matter! :-) ) On one end of the building there was a curtain (spread?) drawn across the room that set apart a small area for the ladies to cook lunch -- I still associate the comforting aroma of soup with those days. Miss Napier would take turns dealing with each grade and ensuring that everyone had studying to do when she was with another grade. Bill Hudson and his wife, Georgia, ran a store just across the road and had a son, Mike, my age. We were big buddies and I have great memories of playing there. Everyday when my father drove to work in Jackson he would drop me off there and Mike and I would play until it was time to walk over to school. When school was over, we went back to the store and Mr. Hudson always let us go to the pop cooler and get a cold one. They were just great people in every way. My favorite was Orange Crush. The cooler was always so cold, the drinks had a little bit of slushy ice in them. I must have been in my teens before I discovered Orange Crush didn't automatically come with ice in it! Mike and I had just grand times together. On his way home, Dad would pick me up and we would often stop at the Hounshells (not Dixie's family) and buy fresh milk. It was 1951 and they began blacktopping the road for the first time. What a joy and what excitement for two little boys to watch the huge equipment. With the paving of the road, Mr. Hudson decided to expand and build a new store right beside the old one. It was built of concrete block and there were a lot left over that provided the "mountains" for us cowboys where we could ambush Indians. One day as I jumped off one of the mountains I dislodged a concrete block that fell on my ankle. Whoops!! Pain! When Daddy arrived we went on home, but I could put no weight on it. The next day it was worse and swollen and discolored. Time to go to the doctor. X-ray! Broken! Cast! Daddy carried me around for days wherever I needed to go. It was my badge of honor. After a few days we visited Grandpa Haddix and he went to the woods and fashioned two crutches out of tree limbs and "Aunt Bea" padded the top pieces in old cloth. It didn't take long for me to scoot around on those crooked little crutches like a lizard! We went to Cumberland Falls, and I surprised them all with how fast I was. After 8 weeks or so, the doctor cut off the cast and told me it was alright to walk on it. "Uh, no, I can't do that -- it hurts!" Eventually, Daddy let me keep my crutches "for a short time to get used to this." Well, I didn't want to give them up! It was several weeks later when we visited family in Dayton that it was decided a second opinion was needed. That doctor x-rayed and examined and pronounced me fit as a fiddle. I walked around the office a little and agreed to try it. In the confusion of the moment, SOMEONE pilfered my crutches and we left! Despite my pitiful pleas to the contrary, my father finally would brook no more about it and I began to use my leg as I was supposed to. I recall with smug satisfaction how tough and brave I was to manipulate those crutches so well! And no one ever had the heart to tell me what a a real wuss I was!

Anyway, back to Sugar Camp School. Every day after lunch we got to go outside and play for a while. Then we came back in and all of us went to the big grades side and doubled up and sat in those old time folding school desks, two to a seat, first come, first served.... Well, the most beautiful girl in the world was in the eighth grade and her name was Dixie Hounshell. Mike and I, in the first grade, were in love with her. There was a lot of rivalry every day to see who got to sit beside Dixie. Day after day, it was a mad scramble and pushing and shoving to get to Dixie's seat first. We would end up rolling in the floor punching, pulling, and kicking when Miss Frazier would come into the room and find us the spectacle with the whole school watching and yelling. She always wanted to know what was the cause of our fight but we never confessed that we were both in love with Dixie. But Dixie knew.... One of the fondest memories of my childhood was being snuggled up next to Dixie listening to Miss Napier reading from the Bible. (I stopped a couple of years ago, maybe 2006, and knocked on Mike's door. We hadn't seen each other since the 2nd grade. It was a little emotional but a great visit) Maybe some day I will get the nerve to stop and say "Hi" to Dixie! But not this year! (Now, today April 30, 2009, my friend Frank Arrowood, told me that Mike died last year. Another lesson to do today what you might want to do tomorrow. Posting these tales has been quite a good experience and evoked a lot of nostalgia -- makes me want to just visit with everyone I know for a month or so! But we will call you ahead of time and make reservations, OK?) (Addendum: Actually, Anne and I DID end up visiting with Dixie this May, 2009 in Jackson. We connected through a mutual classmate at Sugar Camp. But what I hate to report is that Dixie had absolutely no memory of me! She DID remember Mike fighting with someone to sit beside her, but she had no name nor face to attach to that person!) :-(

It was at Sugar Camp where my mother would occasionally substitute teach. The first time she came to teach, I immediately realized I was entitled to special privileges because my mother was the teacher. 'Like not going back inside on time right after lunch period and staying out with my buddies and telling them, "Don't worry about it! My mommy's the teacher." After my mother called us the SECOND time without results she came outside, grabbed me by the ear, paddled me and marched me inside and when we got home that evening I got another paddling. And thus James Alan became a star pupil! Miss Napier always threatened to paddle us when we sneaked across the road after lunch to swing on the grapevines out over the river. But she never did. I loved Miss Napier but she put me in a tough spot! I didn't want to disappoint her with bad behavior but I didn't want to appear to be a wuss to my playmates! But I got through it unscathed. In the fall there were several pie suppers and we would park at the Hudson's store and walk up the road with them to the school with a basket filled with a pie and maybe a cake and we knew we were going to have a treat. I remember that anticipation and the autumn smell of dry, musty leaves, and fresh tar and complete happiness. And thinking just maybe I might get a few minutes alone with Dixie.

I never took the time to say "Thank you" to Miss Napier. I always intended to. But I never did. I wonder if teachers know what an influence they can make upon young children. I suppose so, but certainly they cannot do it alone. Let me now give a feeble "Thank you" to Miss Napier, Mrs. Williams (Oh, what a beauty she was!) and Mrs. Albright at Bryan Station, Mrs. Grace Collins and Miss Frazier at Jackson City School, and Mr. Brassfield and Mrs. Easton later at Pilot View in Winchester. Later teachers will be another story.

Another night I remember, we went to someone's funeral. The only memory I have of it was after the service -- the viewing I guess, everyone walked in the dark down the creek bed (no road), some carrying the casket, and many had torches lit. I remember clutching on to my father's coat, stumbling down through the creek bed, and him reassuring me everything would be OK.

We always looked forward to family coming to visit. There was a lot of visiting in those days. I was always glad to see Uncle Ottis, Aunt Lee, and cousins Ann and Joe Curtis come. Ann was another beautiful girl that I had a crush on but again, I was too young for her to even deign to talk to. Joe Curtis and I would take to the woods or down to the little creek by the driveway. Assuming PETA has a statute of limitations, I will tell you that our favorite past time was catching turtles and lighting kitchen matches under their tails to see how fast they could go. One year Santa brought me a Daisy BB gun -- a slide action pump that was a pretty serious BB gun. I would search the woods for things to shoot and one day, although I knew better, I shot and killed a cardinal. I picked it up and held it and examined it and burst out crying. I hated myself and I hated that gun. I started to throw the gun away but knew that would really get me in trouble. So I took it home, put it up, and never shot another living thing with it again.

One beautiful summer weekend night, some of our family decided to go to the drive-in. I don't remember exactly who went. But Mom, Dad, Judy, and I were in our pickup truck. After it was over we started back up Quicksand, driving slowly due to the heavy fog. We rounded a curve and found a car parked diagonally across the road. Daddy got out and found the driver drunk, passed out in the driver's seat. He decided there was enough room to squeeze between the rear of the car and the outer bank. As he edged behind the car, bumpers clipped, and our tires slipped over the edge and we rolled over and over down the hill. I remember Judy crying, and Mom checking us for injuries. The glove box door had flown open and the corner slashed across my stomach (still holding on to that scar today), Judy had some minor scratches and Mom had hit her head pretty hard. Daddy scrambled out of the upside-down car and hurriedly climbed up the hill to warn the rest of the oncoming family. Within a couple of minutes the drunk driver awoke and got away.

Daddy would often get upset with the owner of The Jackson Times, Harold Holliday, and go to Dayton for weeks or more to work at the Dayton newspaper and come home on the weekends. Sometimes he would go and work for the Lexington paper, The Lexington Herald. Mom didn't drive very much at all, so we were limited in going anywhere and we really missed him. But there were times on a cool, early, summer morning when Mom would take us to the garden and get a big ripe watermelon. The elevation of the house was on a slope with lots of room underneath the side. We would go under there in the shade and slice the melon or maybe even two, and sit there together in the dirt eating watermelon, happy as clams.

Miscellaneous memories just to record but not of particular interest to others -- Judy and I playing on the front porch and I was her dog with a leash on and I would crawl around the porch "woofing" like a big dog and she would treat me like her pet! Grandpa Haddix and Bea and their son, Philip, would often come visit. Philip and I were practically the same age and were great buddies. He was just younger enough than me to follow me and often get into trouble, but we had wonderful times for so many years, until he was killed in a car crash in 1981 by a drunken driver who was never really punished. He left two dear, small children and a faithful, loving wife. I remember the very day Daddy came home and said, "They've killed Fallen McIntosh." Fallen was a local hero -- a Kentucky State Trooper who lived a few miles down the road and well known and respected throughout the region. He had gone to someone's house to serve a warrant, if I remember correctly, and the drunken murderer came out the door with guns blazing. Judy and I went to Vacation Bible School at the church we attended at Noctor, the same precious little church where the Rev. Sewell Landrum preached my daddy's funeral in November 1979.

In the fall, Daddy would borrow his father's mule and sled and we would go to the cornfield across the road and gather up all the ears of corn. That was great fun because I just knew he couldn't do it by himself. After he had gathered all the cornstalks and formed them into shocks, Judy and I would go over there and play cowboys and Indians and use the shocks for tepees. We quit eventually when someone found a dead man hidden in a corn shock in a field up the road.

Fall was also a time for crossing the swinging bridge to go visit Josiah and Liddy Watkins. They were fine country folk and we had outings where the six of us would walk down their field and gather paw paws. Now, I know some of you don't know what a paw paw is and even fewer have eaten one. They grow on fairly small trees and look like a black rotten banana. And they pretty much taste like one, but they taste very good if you don't have bananas! Thanks Mona for reminding me of the following story. One day in the fall, Mom heard Liddy yelling across the river and fields, "Eh, Blanche! You want some dally taters? Mom didn't know what she meant and yelled back to her. Liddy again said, "Some dally taters!" Finally, she realized Liddy was offering her some dahlia bulbs! My father's aunts, Florence and Mattie, lived about a mile up the road and we visited often. Mattie was the personal secretary to Kentucky governor, Simon Willis, and spent all her time in Frankfort while Florence stayed at home and took care of the farm. Of course I remember Aunt Florence very well, but the only memory I have of Aunt Mattie is visiting her there at their home when she was terminally ill and lying in bed. Someone raised tobacco on their farm and I remember my uncles working in it. They tried to find something I could do, but I quickly found out, no, this wasn't what I wanted to do. My uncle Ab, another one of the dearest, sweetest men in this world, called me over one day in the field and gave me some kind of fruit and told me to try it. Well, it was an unripe persimmon. Everyone ought to taste one of those in their lifetime.

Until I was in high school the only vacations we ever took were to visit family in the Dayton area. It was quite a trek then, long before the Mountain Parkway was built. There were three "hills" to navigate heading out of eastern Kentucky - Frozen, Pine Ridge, and Slade. The roads were narrow, the cars unreliable, and the weather unpredictable. One trip home from Dayton it snowed terribly. It was dark and we were trying to cross Frozen Hill. We made several attempts, but each time as we got close to the top, the car would start sliding backwards. Daddy got out and put chains on the tires but to no avail. It was cold and dark and scary. Finally, after sliding safely back down to the bottom, Daddy got out and walked to a nearby home and asked for help. I just remember how nice the people were and insisted we spend the night. And it was warm. Next day, we continued on our way.

From Quicksand, we moved to Lexington about 1953 - I was in the third grade I believe -- there was some confusion about me skipping the second grade at Sugar Camp so I can't say for sure just when we moved. Daddy got a job at The Lexington Herald and we moved to Carterbrook Lane, just off Paris Pike. To keep matters straight, we will assume I was in the third grade. But we also lived for a short while in Winchester on Belmont Avenue at this time. I doubt it makes much difference....

And thus began the third grade at Bryan Station Elementary School in Lexington with Mrs. Williams as our teacher. What a beauty she was! And a sweetheart. I was in love AGAIN! I don't have a lot of memories of the 3rd grade - but funny thing, I remember the names of some of the girls! The following year we would move back to Jackson and I would begin the fourth grade at Jackson City School there. But now, in the 3rd grade, there were still more young pretty girls - Bonnie Breault, Gay Leet, Nellie Innes, and my true love, Lynn Jennings! But I wasn't exactly her true love, much to my chagrin. Gay lived on Old Paris Pike in a large white home with a beautiful pond and swans. I did persuade Lynn to go to Gay's birthday there one time, but, alas.... But lest one believe I loved all the girls, the Mays girls lived next door. More bullies and scrappers. One day when Mom and Dad had gone somewhere briefly, name-calling and taunts ended up in a BB gun fight. I was crouched on the back porch and they were shooting from their porch and behind a tree. No one was really hurt, but it wasn't for lack of trying. It was also here that we got our first TV. What an amazing thing! Mickey Mouse Club and Home On the Range after school every day.

Joyland Park was an amusement park on Route 27 (North Broadway) coming out of Lexington. It was a combination of amusement rides, zoo, and a large public swimming pool. It was a great place for kids and adults alike. The pool was so much bigger than the ones today. We signed up for swimming lessons there. I remember the large bathhouse with the concrete floors, little pools of standing water, the wire clothes baskets, and the overpowering salty smell of chlorine. Judy did pretty well but I must have been paying too much attention to all the eight-year-old bathing beauties! For whatever reason, I didn't learn to swim. Later that summer, Aunt Eliza and Uncle Joe came down from Ohio and picked me up and we went to spend four or five days with her family, the Carnahans, in Manchester. Her brother, Leslie Philip, was several years older than me and I really looked up to him. We went night fishing, we played softball in the cow pasture every day and just had a great time. A bunch of us went for a walk one day (kids and adults) and having heard about my failure to learn to swim, decided the best way was just to throw me in this stock pond we were passing! They did and I learned to swim.

The following year, at age nine, we moved back to Jackson and lived in an apartment on College Avenue for about a year before moving to a house in South Jackson. Mrs. Grace Collins was our fourth grade teacher and no one ever motivated me as a student more than she! She was an exceptional teacher -- kind, soft-spoken, encouraging, helpful. Linda Hatton and I were buddies and made good grades and worked for several months together to complete the geography book and all its quizzes ahead of the rest of the class. We memorized all the states and their capitals. This was an outstanding school year. We lived across the street from the Christian Church and that was a gathering spot for a gang of us little neighborhood hoodlums. One day, someone brought a BB rifle and we were all examining it, someone held it pointing up and some little retard leaned over and looked down the barrel just as someone reached down and pulled the trigger. The BB landed right in the inside corner of my eye and was lodged there. A 1/4" to the left and I would have lost my sight in that eye. Another quick trip to see Dr. Sewell who performed his usual miracle.

But now folks, I was getting old enough by this time to begin to wonder now if maybe names are getting a little too personal -- after all I was nine years old by then. But then, there are several people who know this story and names but I think I will start to drop names from here on out.... :-) Well, heck, that won't work either -- not to name any of my classmates then?! So we will -- am I digging myself a sufficiently large hole or not? Anyway, some of my classmates were Jimbo Sewell (Dr. Sewell's son), Richard Gravely, Nelda Begley, Jack Hinkle, Delores Callahan, and Theda Walk. My second paddling in school occurred here. The bathrooms were downstairs with pipes running across the steps. Every one of us boys at one time or another would fly down the steps, leap for the pipes and swing out into the middle of the room -- just like swinging on a grapevine out over the river! We had been warned several times. The day it was my turn I almost leaped into the principal's arms -- Mr. Caudill. He had a large paddle with holes in it and proffered it to me six times on my outstretched, bent-back palm. I didn't know him at the time but there was a boy, Frank Arrowood, in the 8th grade then who would later in the 1960s become a most stalwart and dear friend at General Motors in Dayton. And remains so 45 years later. During the fourth grade, I took trumpet lessons -- Mom and Dad bought Stanley Napier's trumpet and expected great things but when we moved to Lexington the following year, I persuaded them I just wasn't cut out to be a horn player.

Judy and I got an allowance of fifty cents a week and without fail we spent it at The Jaxon Theatre every Saturday morning -- 25 cents admission and 25 cents for popcorn. It was usually a double feature with the Lowell Thomas newsreels in between. Several times we went with our parents there on Saturday night to see Flatt and Scruggs live on stage and other country stars who later went on to greater fame.

One day when Judy and I walked home for lunch, our parents told us we were going to have a new brother or sister in September! We just couldn't imagine. And sure enough, on the 8th of September, 1955, we were forever blessed with our sister, Mona Gail, who was born there at Dr. Lewis'. But I had my eye on the cutest girl in class. She was friendly and I was in love AGAIN! We put on a play that year about Johnny Appleseed and I got to play him with a kitchen pot over my head! I just knew I would grow up to be a movie star! For a few weeks, she let me carry her books about halfway home and life was good.... Sometime about then I became one of those safety crossing guards -- got to wear a white Sam Browne belt with a real badge on it! It also came with one of those yellow oilskin rain slickers with the hood that came down over the neck and had this little visor. But, alas, she was falling for an older guy -- a fifth grader! On dry days I would swagger out into the middle of the street like Boss Hogg with my bulging Sam Browne belt and badge (riding up in the back) and on rainy days I would waddle out in my little yellow rubber ducky outfit with that all-powerful whistle hanging jauntily from my lips. I knew it had to be that Homeland Security outfit that scared her off. But I always stopped traffic whenever they walked by just to show off my importance. By the end of the year, I was beginning to realize that for 5th grade next year, my teacher would be Miss Evelyn Frazier and, let me tell you, she had a reputation for chewing up little boys and spitting them out! You didn't get by in her class on a wink and a smile! I knew I would flunk out and end up being a hobo. But I had more pressing issues than to worry about next year's teacher! Early that fall, I persuaded Mom and Dad that Judy and I needed a pair of pet rabbits to be well-adjusted kids and teach us about animal husbandry and all. They were cute and great company, and Daddy built a pen for them in the back yard but upon our return from a trip to Dayton in December, we found them frozen stiff to the wire bottoms in the cage. It was not a sight for a fifth grader, let alone a third grader!

On that Christmas Eve during the fourth grade when we lived in South Jackson, Daddy had to mysteriously go into town on business. While he was gone, Mom suggested it was time for us to go to bed, but we weren't having any of that. An hour or so passed before I heard a car in the driveway. I looked out the window and yelled, "Mommy, it's Daddy and he's driving a brand new Chevy station wagon and there's a big red bicycle in the back!" She yelled, "Lord, you kids get in bed quick! Don't let your daddy know I let you stay up this late! Run! Now!" We scooted (you know as I look back, it seems like Judy was always scootin' or runnin' somewhere when she was little!) and Mom turned out the lights. But Dad had seen me peeking out the window. I had never seen my dad as mad at Mom as he was then. Christmas was always so special to him. Of course it was to Mom also. The plan had been for her to get us in bed and not see the car or bicycle. Daddy said for all to hear, "You kids may as well come on back out. You've seen it now! The surprise is ruined." Sheepishly, we slunk back into the living room and watched as he brought in the most beautiful bike I had ever seen. Judy and I were thrilled but we were very reserved because Daddy's surprise was ruined. I drooled over the bike until they made us go to bed, but nothing could make me sleep! I must have gotten up ten times that night to "go to the bathroom," sneaking a peek every time. And Daddy knew every time I was up. The new car was a 1956 Chevy Bel-Air black and white station wagon. During the once over, Judy and I discovered a silver dollar under each of the rear floor mats. It was a big mystery until a few years ago it dawned on me that Daddy had to have put them there in spite of his denial.

During the summer, a local bully and his gang of thieves caught me a couple of times and we had two awful fights. From then on, every time they spotted me on my bike they would chase me home! 'Don't remember the resolution of this problem. I surmised he probably got sent to reform school or "up Salt River" -- wherever that was.... I saved my money and bought a wire basket for my bike to carry my comic books in. I went everywhere to trade comic books -- in spite of specific places off-limits according to my parents. Another aroma of yesteryear -- old musty comic books. For her birthday in June, Judy got a bicycle and Daddy and I took turns for weeks pushing her up and down the street to teach her to ride! I had a playmate next door who had a wonderful place to play marbles in his yard. Although it was strictly against my mother's edict, we usually played "keepsies." One day, I won all his marbles! I went home to gleefully sort out my winnings and admire my afternoon's work with marbles stuffed in my box and pockets. I tried sneaking in to my bedroom, but one marble fell out and I will never forget the sound of that marble rolling slowly across the linoleum floor because I knew Mom would look and ask questions. She didn't disappoint! The jig was up because there was only one place I could have gotten so many marbles. "Young man, you march right back over there and give him every one of those marbles back", she directed. But "MOM, some of these were mine!" was my retort. "I don't care, you give him that whole box of marbles back! And I'll be standing right here watching you!" Needless to say, I was a pretty peeved and provoked personage. But I quickly figured out how to salvage something from the day. As I walked over, I slyly dropped a steady stream of them like a trail of cookie crumbs and by the time I got there I just had one good handful, which I figured was fair enough! I watched Mom and after she went back in the house, I walked back home and carefully gathered up the dropped marbles. Those same marbles are in the same box here at home today!

Sometime shortly after sister Mona's birth, as I routinely rummaged through Daddy's 1953 Plymouth station wagon, I found a box of cigars. My marble buddy, Jimmy the neighbor boy, and I were grown up enough to know we could smoke them. We gathered under the house and lit up. The first one was quite an experience and I didn't turn green until about half of it was gone. You really do turn green you know when you inhale a cigar at age 10! I realized I was going to die. The only thing that pulled me through was thinking of somebody else getting all my stuff! Did you ever try to throw up quietly? After a few hours I vowed never to smoke another one of those for at least two days. I couldn't resist such an illicit adventure. And the same thing happened again, but by then I had discussed it with Jimmy the neighbor boy who was knowledgeable about such things and who said if I kept trying it, it would get better. Jimmy the neighbor boy didn't have time to smoke another one though.... Well, guess what? Jimmy the neighbor boy lied! After the third time, I realized we were wrong and never again would I touch them. But by now it was too late! One happy, blissful, innocent day, my father towered over me me and said, "Son, do you know what happened to those cigars I had in the car?" Okay, now, dangerous ground here, James.... Do you lie and think he will believe you and then live with the guilt? Or does he already know what happened to them and is just waiting to see if I will tell the truth and if I lie, there will be a "switching" in store. Or has he really forgotten and just simply wondering? Quick, James Alan, SPEAK! My reply was, "Daddy, I'm sorry, yes, I took them and gave them to Jimmy the neighbor boy who said his brother would like them." And my Daddy believed me. And I lived with that guilt for months afterward. Jimmy the neighbor boy was becoming an integral part of my life.

On one exploratory trip sister Judy and I made around the side of the hill, we discovered where the hillside had washed out and left those little gullies or arroyos or washes or whatever you call them. At the foot was the highway going up Town Hill. Being the Gene Autry sidekick that I was, I decided to climb down to the highway (was their NO thought for what I would do then??). There was nothing to hold onto and about a third of the way down, I realized I was about to start tumbling head first down the hill with nothing to hold onto. And every little movement brought a downward slide of a few inches. STUCK! I told Judy, "Quick, run and get Jimmy the neighbor boy and tell him to bring a rope!" Well, Judy was never known for her quickness. This wasn't too long after I had won all of Jimmy the neighbor boy's marbles. After what seemed like 2 hours, Judy returned alone and blithely said, " Jimmy says he can't come right now, maybe after supper." After supper?! I'll be dead by then! Road kill on the highway below! Don't you understand? I won't be able to push you on your bike anymore?! You gotta get somebody NOW! "Okay, then go get Mom (oh no, another lecture!) and tell her for Christ's sake, BRING A ROPE!" Off she waddled and finally here comes my mother running lickety-split calling me. NO ROPE! Whassa matta u? Don't nobody unnerstand English?! I need a damn rope! Being a lot smarter than me, my mother grabbed a nearby limb, gave me one end and pulled me back from the brink of destruction. AND THEN, came the lecture. (The next time we drove past that spot, I looked at it and realized it probably wasn't 10 feet high and didn't come close to the road. But I never mentioned that to anyone.)

Dad worked with Uncle Ab at The Jackson Times and with Frank Trusty, Bob Smallwood, Al Brewer, and others. They were all part of a family.... One day when Judy and I came home from school, Mom was terribly upset and crying. Daddy had cut off a finger at work! They had taken him to Homeplace Hospital near Hazard. We were scared. When he got home that evening, he was in good spirits and still the same daddy he had been that morning. He lost part of his middle finger. It pretty much put an end to his guitar playing but it never interfered with his playing the jaw harp!

During the summer one day while riding my bike into town across the bridge over the North Fork of the Kentucky River, I could hear a car approaching closely behind and I waved for him to pass -- there was nowhere for me to go. He didn't pass, but hit me and knocked me sprawling along the pavement very close to the edge of the bridge -- there was room enough underneath the guardrail for a feller to slide off into the river and that would have been that. But I managed to grab hold. The car sped up and went on through town. Thankfully, people stopped, got a description of the car, and called the police and my parents. I wasn't seriously hurt; mostly scared but some cuts and bruises. By the time my parents arrived, we had pretty much gathered up most of the pieces to my bike. Someone had gotten the license plate number of the drunk and they caught him a few miles out of town and put him in jail. My mother was furious and went down to "visit" him in jail and would have lynched him for sure if the sheriff would have let him out! Later, I heard the sheriff said he had never heard a woman talk to a man that way!

Halloween of 1955 rolled around quickly. It was unseasonably cold and snowing lightly. You have to remember Halloween was a bigger event than it is today because candy wasn't as plentiful as it is today. It was serious business! Judy and I got dressed up and headed into town because there were more houses which meant a bigger haul and too, Uncle Ab and Aunt Cora wanted to see our outfits. Somewhere along the way, some thug ran up and grabbed Judy's treat bag. I gave chase but he was gone. And oh my, was Judy crying! When we got home, I divided my bag with her (perhaps I might have had a little encouragement to do so, but if I did, I choose not to remember it!) Some few months afterward, Mom and Dad dropped another bombshell on us! We were moving back to Lexington! And they would take me with them and I wouldn't have to face Miss Frazier any longer and those bullies hadn't yet thrown me off a cliff! O Happy Day!

We moved back to a different house on Carterbrook Lane and Judy and I enrolled again at Bryan Station. And there were my old girlfriends . Lynn, and Bonnie, and Nellie, and Gay! Life was good. Once, our neighbors, the McGees, gave a birthday party for their son, Mike, and as soon as they turned their back somebody suggested we play Post Office! There was a stunningly beautiful girl, Paula Choate, there and all us boys wanted to kiss her. Somehow, I figured out her number and back behind the curtain we went! To my utter devastation, she suggested we not kiss, but simply say we did.... Well, a gentleman could only answer one way. But oh how the other boys were jealous of me! I remember nothing else about the 5th grade there. For the 6th grade, my teacher was Mrs Albright, a rather short, plump, older, matronly woman with grey hair dyed red. Another jewel of a teacher. About the only thing I remember of the 6th grade was that both times we moved from the Jackson City school to Bryan Station, I was much further ahead in our studies than at B.S. On the corner of Carterbrook Lane and Paris Pike, the McGees lived with their two sons, Billy and Mike. Dr. McGee was a well-known veterinarian in the area (mostly horse farms). Billy was 3 or 4 years older than Mike and I so he didn't pay much attention to us. Mr. and Mrs. McGee were wonderfully friendly and Mike and I became great buddies. We often rode our bikes to Dr. McGee's office on New Circle Road -- about 7 miles. One evening, Mike and I were playing and Dr. McGee came out and asked us if we wanted to go with him on a "house call". After getting permission, we piled in that big Cadillac and went to Spendthrift Farm. A guy met us at one of the barns and we went in. Dr. McGee then pulled out what I realized was a LONG rubber glove and rolled it up his arm to his shoulder. By this time, I knew the expression, "What the hell?" He then stuck his entire arm up the rear end of this horse! I just about fainted -- I always did have a vivid imagination! Don't remember anything else about that episode. The McGees had about 7 or 8 acres and a couple of horses and they bought one of those smaller Farmall tractors to mow the pastures -- and Mike and I were allowed to mow the grass on that tractor. These were heady days. We would talk our mothers into fixing our lunches, put it into our knapsacks, strap on our army surplus belts and canteens and our trusty six-shooters and take off across country (neighboring horse farms) and look for Indians in the haylofts in the horse barns. Mike and I made an attempt to start our own business. In December, we would canvas the woods and shoot mistletoe out of the tops of the trees with our BB guns and sell it door to door in little sprigs. But alas, the demand for mistletoe sprigs in January fell off drastically.

I had recently rediscovered my old BB gun here and one day I went out to target practice. I tacked my paper targets up on the garage doors and began firing away. Shortly, I heard a tinkling of what sounded like glass. I looked at the house beside me and the windows but all was well. And then I looked at one of the targets tacked right over the crack between the double doors. My heart simply stopped. I went to the doors, peeked through the crack -- couldn't see anything. Upon opening the doors, I was greeted with this heart-rending, huge panorama of glass shattered into a gazillion pieces. I stood there for 5 minutes wishing it to go away, looked again, and my horror and devastation were complete. I had shot through the crack and destroyed the rear window in that Plymouth station wagon! I am dead meat. Life was over. There is no way that Daddy will not see this. And he is sitting peacefully in the house reading the newspaper blissfully unaware of the cataclysmic, life-threatening, heart-stopping event going on right outside his window. OK, James Alan, run! Run forever. Don't ever stop running. They can't catch you if you don't stop running. Don't even stop to eat. Uh, whoa, now -- not even to eat? No, there's gotta be a better way! Who can I blame it on? Maybe I just feign ignorance and Daddy will never know it was me. No, he'll know.... There's no way out. It didn't take a lot of smarts to realize there was no way out, no excuse good enough, no lie plausible enough. So the only thing to do was throw myself upon his mercy and my Daddy wasn't famous for his mercy! I mustered up my best tears and rueful sobs and slunk into the house. (Judy may have done a lot of scooting, but I seem to have done a lot of slinking!) My parents immediately picked up on my hysteria. I sobbed out the life-ending truth. My daddy blissfully said, "Now, James Alan, it can't be that bad. Let's go look." But I knew what he was going to see and I knew I was dead meat. He opened the doors and his expression was probably much like that of the ancient Trojans when all those Greeks came piling out of that big wooden horse in Troy! After he absorbed the shock, he said, "Well, son, you really did a number on it didn't you?" Only sobs escaped from my mouth. His next words probably did more to make me love him than anything up to that point in my life. I always felt like we were a team after this moment -- 'course he was the coach, but we were in it together. He said, "OK, hush crying, accidents happen, it isn't the end of the world. I understand. It's alright, we'll get it fixed. I'm not going to punish you because it was an accident and you came and told me the truth. Now hush crying!" I always felt my father was a stern taskmaster, but now I always felt he was fair too. He would prove my faith in him over and over again during the rest of his life.

Parents are often hard to figure out sometimes. Our back yard backed up to what is today Whitaker Farm. One of my playmates and a couple of his younger brothers and I were inseparable. Their dad was a manager of some kind on the farm and they lived there. I don't remember all the circumstances, but they offered to give me a young colt! He was that beautiful red color with a white blaze. They would keep it on the farm but I could come visit it any time and it would be mine to learn to ride. Can you imagine a young boy's thrill? This was the most exciting thing to ever happen to me. Daddy didn't believe it so the boys brought their dad over who assured him it wouldn't cost us any money. What a deal! But in the sometime unknown ways of fatherhood, my daddy decided it was not a good thing. I never knew why he refused. I was heartbroken and probably pretty angry. A couple of weeks after this, Daddy brought home two Cocker Spaniel puppies, Judy's was red and mine was blond.

The sixth grade at Bryan Station is a complete loss -- I remember absolutely nothing about that year. Maybe there were no girls in the class, you think? Early that summer after the 6th grade, Mom and Dad announced we were going to be moving again -- this time to Winchester. It was an old, two-story farmhouse on 5 acres of land with a little pond and in the midst of a great country neighborhood. There were stacked stone fireplaces in the living room and downstairs bedroom. THAT was the heat source for the house. But Judy, Mona, and I took it in stride and were happy to move. Sometime later, a propane stove was installed but we used a coal stove for quite some time. It was always COLD in the wintry mornings and Daddy would get up early to build a fire so it was warm for the three of us when we got up. Christmas mornings here were that much more memorable because we shivered so much when we woke up -- a combination of excitement and being really cold. We couldn't get up and go downstairs until he had built a warm fire for all of us. Christmas was always special to our parents. My dad grew up being excited if they got fruit for Christmas. He ALWAYS bought fruit and scattered it all over the wrapped presents along with opened chocolate candy and Mom's special fudge that she only made for Christmas. There were opened boxes of all kinds of candy and apples, oranges, grapes, tangerines, and bags of nuts opened and strewn all around the tree and presents. My most special memories of Christmas are all about the smells.

There was a huge front yard -- LOTS of yard! The balance of the property was cleared pasture. This was GREAT! Daddy would have to commute to Lexington every day. He worked second shift by his choice. He would get home about midnight, get up early and work on the house or in the garden and leave again for work about two o'clock. This meant Mom was in charge in the evenings and dealt with lots of kids running around. Judy and I enrolled at Pilot View Elementary, I in the seventh grade and Judy in the fifth grade. The next year, Mom would be elected President of the PTA. The next six years were probably the most blissful of my life until March, 1998. It was an innocent time. We met our neighbors, Ann and Quinton Allen, and their two children, Peggy and Bev. Bev and I became best friends and remain that way to this very day, almost 50 years later. So many memories. Some I will relate, but some will have to be left unsaid.... :-) Other neighbors were June and Charlie Stephenson and their two daughters, Barbara and Vicki. Vicki and Mona became fast friends and Mona thrived, especially when she could hide behind her daddy's legs. She was her daddy's girl for the rest of his life. She had some chronic illnesses, nothing really serious, so she always got a little special attention, especially from her daddy. Judy, Peggy, and Barbara formed the neighborhood triumvirate. Other neighbors were the Carters and their daughter, Irene and Hartwell Crowe and their son, Doug, Bill and Lucille Christopher with their son Doug, the McIntoshes with their two sons, and the Aldridges with their daughter, Patricia. Across the road from us, the Ramseys lived -- they were an older, friendly couple who were real farmers - we always went over there in the fall when they made apple sauce, apple juice. apple cider -- it was a big neighborhood event! Mae and Russell Luck were also neighbors - he was a State Trooper (great guy) and his wife, Mae, was the most gorgeous, sexiest woman in the world! Bar none. Now you have to remember I was probably 14 or 15 at the time. Nothing pleased Bev and I more than when she would come and play Rook with the rest of the neighbors! And then SOMEONE had to walk her home at night because Russell worked nights. More heady days. :-) Bev and I became inseparable and filled our time with basketball down at the REA plant, baseball in the cow pasture across the road, badminton and croquet (serious stuff now) in the front yard, and Monopoly, Clue, Sorry, and especially Rook eventually. Mr. Eugene Brassfield was our teacher and was truly more interested in sports maybe than the classroom which suited Bev and I just fine. We played on the school softball (how clearly we remember those individual days of glory on the athletic field) and basketball teams with Fairley Sheffield, Bill Ashley, Louis Holmberg, Doug Means, and David Rainey, we made projects in the 4H Club, and flirted with the GIRLS! Jean Brown, Sandra Christopher were the cute, flirty, funny duo that comes to mind. Linda Pace was a classmate - a classic beauty, but very, very quiet, reserved, and well-mannered. I think Bev staked a claim on her! My first date was with Muriel Milligan who was in our grade but about three years older because she had missed time having to work on the family farm.

During the 8th grade at Pilot View, my Uncle Joe came from Ohio with tickets for the UKIT (University of Kentucky Invitational Tournament) and we watched the UK Wildcats, led by Johnny Cox and Billy Ray Lickert, do battle with the West Virginia Mountaineers, led by Jerry West who scored 36 points. For several years, Uncle Joe took me to the UKIT to see my heroes play.

I don't remember the time frame, but sometime I began selling Christmas cards door-to-door and sold a BUNCH! My award was a Marlin .22 rifle with a 4X scope. What a thrill. It replaced the trusty old BB gun that had gotten banged up over the years. It didn't take me long to introduce REAL stress back into my life. One Saturday afternoon, I tacked up those remaining paper targets and began target practice. Don't you think I would have learned by this time? It wasn't long before I again heard that crashing and tinkling of glass. Now where the hell did THAT come from? I looked down the barrel of my rifle and saw it was pointed straight to the big REA (Rural Electric Association co-op) plant in the background! OH MY GOD! I've killed someone! Run James Alan, Never stop running. They can't catch you if you never stop running! Hey, this sounds familiar.... This wasn't a BB gun, it was a rifle truly capable of killing someone. I casually went inside and put my rifle away and said I was going down to the REA to shoot (?) some hoops. I looked around my home, my family, and the refrigerator one last time because I knew the police would be waiting on me and I would never see these most precious things in my life again. Although it was a Saturday, I held out no hope that no one would be in the building. When I got there I saw no one, no cars, nothing. Nothing except the huge German Shepherd watchdog that was going beserk inside his pen. I kept thinking of all those wonderful hopes and dreams I had had and were now going to be unattainable in prison. I figured it would be voluntary manslaughter rather than murder since it was an accident. I checked out all the windows I could see looking for that telltale shattering or the neat little round hole of death. As casually as possible I looked at ALL the windows and could find nothing amiss. Then it occurred to me that perhaps I had overshot the REA and hit one of the houses beyond and across the road. I knew I would never get away with going there and CASUALLY peeping in all the windows -- "Excuse me, Mr. Toler, I wasn't really peeping in your windows at your daughter, I was just checking to see if I had shot her!" just wouldn't fly. I gave up, sat down and waited for the sirens and the arrival of the Highway Patrol to take me away. An hour later, I began to think maybe they weren't coming. Maybe the only one to call them was laying dead inside the building. It finally occurred to me to just go home and await Monday morning when the people would go to work and find the body laying in the middle of the floor. And 'course, the trajectory pointed straight up to our house. I knew they could check that because I had seen it on TV. I stuck close to home that evening and all day Sunday. Monday I finally decided to go on to school -- they would know where I was. I waited for them all day at school, but they never came. Is it possible? Let me tell you, one of the happiest days of my life (and there have been too many to ever count) was when I got home and everything was normal - no police cars, no handcuffs, no 3rd degree.... Finally, I realized I must have been mistaken. Either that or the police weren't as smart as the ones on TV. I gave thanks for months, maybe even years, afterward.

Doug C. and Bev introduced me to baseball and the Cincinnati Reds! I remember Smokey Burgess, Ed "Strawberry Plains" Bailey, Johnny Powers, Steve Bilko, Ted Kluzewski, Johnny Temple, Roy McMillan, Don Hoak, Gene Freese, Jerry Lynch, Wally Post, Frank Robinson, Vada Pinson, Rocky Bridges, Gus Bell, Joe Nuxhall, Bob Purkey,and Johnny Klippstein. They also introduced me to collecting baseball cards (and no, Mom, I won't tell what happened to my collection when I went into the Army!) These were undoubtedly the most innocent, blissful, stressless, naive days of my life.

For two years Dad decided to raise a hog and butcher them in the late fall. On a cold December day, we had to build a fire, heat large tubs of water and get all else ready. When it came time to shoot the hog the first year, he asked me if I wanted to do it. I looked around to make sure where the REA plant was and just where the hog stood and thought, "OK, I can do this." He warned me, "Now be sure to hit him directly in the forehead or we will have to chase him all over this field and he will be squealing bloody murder! Hey, this sounds familiar too -- from somewhere long ago.... SO, I proceeded to nail him right in the stomach! Squeal! Squeal! "Shoot, James, I said the forehead!" We chased him for 1/2 an hour before Daddy got a clean shot and dispatched that porker to hog heaven. Now, if you've never slaughtered a hog, there are so many treats you've missed --hanging him up by his hind legs and gutting him, catching all the warm, bloody "stuff" so it doesn't burst and smell even worse than you think it does at THIS point. Once you get him cleaned out, if my memory serves correctly, you have to pour scalding hot water on him and begin scraping all the hair off the skin -- bad smell, bad job, (getting too close to my food source), cutting off the parts not needed (there aren't many!) and finding out that my dad is planning on making something called souse out of his head! But by day's end we had a lot of pork and sausage in the freezer and had pork tenderloin for dinner that night.

A couple of years after we moved there, Mom and Dad sold about 3 acres of our property to Wendell Toler and he subdivided and built 3 houses on it. The Kenneth DeVarys with their daughter, Linda, and Jean and Bob Loy with their son, Ernie, and daughter, Donna, (she and Mona became fast friends at an early age.) and the Tolers were now also our neighbors. Linda was as cute as she could be but a couple of years younger than Bev and I. Hormones are a dangerous thing! With me, I don't think they just developed, I was BORN with them! OK, sorry for that outburst!

Because we are all getting a little older, and because most of what I write about in high school was relatively innocent, I will include names -- for those wanting a peek into upcoming foibles and teen aged disasters, there was Bonnie Bedford, Georgetta Depue, Linda Wireman, Wanda Moore, Cherelyn Moore, Sue Scott, Ester Boler, Linda Quisenberry -- they were neither foibles nor disasters, they were angels and such sweet young girls -- I will be forever grateful they were a part of my growing up years and certainly they had an influence on me. But, confidentially, I always had a "crush" on Mary Lou Bratton. To all the girls I've loved before.... You don't know how special you were to a young bashful country boy.

High School Memories from Clark County High School. Class of 1963.

Some of our high school teachers were Mr. Goff, Mr. Ollie James Dykes (a suitor to my Aunt Edith during their youth), Mrs. Henrietta McDavid, Mrs. Elizabeth Scott, the Cawood sisters, Nancy and Thelma, who taught algebra and English, and at some time I had Mrs. Louella Parsons for English, Mr Brown also taught geometry, Mr. Ballard, Mrs. Paynter, Mrs. Nell Cheatham for Chemistry -- the only "C" I got in high school -- Mrs. Eastin, Mr. Basham, and Mr. David Temple.

The principal and basketball coach was Letcher Norton. A tough egg. I didn't go out for the basketball team until my sophmore year and then played for two years. Larry Conley set a scoring record for Ashland High School against Charlie Osborne and I. I was a big, slow, hesitant player and eventually decided my talents would be better served in the Drama Club! Sports can help young men grow up a little quicker. After my basketball career was over, we put on a play "Act Your Age", I think, and Gary Palmer and I got the lead male roles -- what a comedy! My senior year, we put on "Brigadoon," and I played the part of Mr. Lundy, the school teacher with the kilt! This was a great time and a most memorable event -- I will never forget Dewey Pope doing the sword dance! Patty Creech and Gary Spencer had the lead roles and were great. I also belonged to the Forensic League and took part in inter-high school debates, public speaking, and something called Oratorical Declamation. Again, that was fun but could be a little stressful. As I write this, our next high school reunion should be in 2013 -- whew.... I hope sometime I get the chance to tell my classmates how much they have meant to me, how many wonderful memories they provided, and how much they determined what kind of person I grew up to be. I cannot list everyone, but it certainly doesn't mean I have loved them any less than the ones I mentioned.

During my senior year, I worked downtown at the J.J. Newberry "dime" store as a "stockboy." I stocked the shelves, did the janitorial work, assisted the clerks, flirted with the women, and often just ran a cashier. I think I started out at .85 cents an hour. It was great fun and I got to skip a 6th period study hall because of it. A couple of fellow girl classmates worked there and it was fun. The following year, they hired sister Judy and when I came home for Christmas, we worked there together. This meant every night my mother had to drop whatever she was doing and drive into town to pick me up, but she was used to it because she had done the same thing when I played basketball for two years!

During the summer between my junior and senior years, I worked as a temporary summer employee at Kentucky Dam Village State Park in the far western end of Kentucky. Cousin Linda's husband was the commissioner of state parks at the time and so Philip and I had an "in" to get summer work. Philip chose to work at Cumberland Falls and I chose to "go west." The parks hire extra help to handle the summer business increase and we all boarded in a small "annex" together -- two to a room. It was a lot of partying. I ended up being a dishwasher at the main lodge assisting the older regular dishwasher. It was great fun, but hot, sweaty, and heavy fast-paced work. The cooks and all the kitchen workers were like family. We would often start singing while we worked and, too often the manager would have to come in and tell us to keep it down! But we did get compliments from many of the diners too. My favorite song to sing at the time was Bobby Bare's "500 miles." The governor's daughter, Lois Combs, was working here for the summer also and we dated for a month or so. In the evenings, she would stop and check in on the phone with her dad and he said, "Hello" to me once. He was a hero to all good Kentuckians! Eating watermelon at night on the lawn was our favorite activity! We lost track and I think she is a teacher now at a college in eastern Kentucky. She married a Weinberg.... It was a good summer. While there, one of the cooks told me about working on the river towboats and made connections with and recommended me for employment the next summer. There is an earlier post about my experience of life on the river the following summer....

On January 3, 1963, during my senior year, we were again forever blessed with our brother, Stuart Craig. Stuart was and remains the cutest and dearest of men -- next to his brother of course!

Pocahontas ancestry

Recent revelations may prove that the line of genealogical descent from Pocahontas that I have thought I knew for many years may be wrong. So, at least for now, we will put a question mark after any claim to be descended from Pocahontas....

Thoughts and Issues at the Moment

Thankfully our lives aren't always filled with high drama and emotional extremes. For the most part, we all have our routines and lifestyles down pat and deal with the, hopefully, minor highs and lows that frequently come our way. Every once and a while, those bumps can be pretty big and the potholes pretty deep. Our road here in Dixie right now is fairly smooth. Anne took a bad tumble yesterday while I was at a routine doctor's visit. She overlooked the last step going downstairs and took a very bad fall. Knees and shins banged up and some serious rug burns, twisted ankle, sore legs, and lots of bruises. I told her I was only gone for an hour and a half and she must have gone to the stairway right after I left and just took a flying leap! She is better today than we expected but still very "banged up." (Oops, I guess that phrase takes on a different meaning when you are our age than what it meant when we were younger, eh?) My health issues are quiet. I was given this little electric "box" or machine that sits on the nightstand and is always on and always monitoring my heart (as long as I am in the house). If we are gone or take vacation, it doesn't matter -- it simply doesn't monitor at those times. On a schedule established by the cardiology people in Nashville, or if it detects something unusual ,it then REPORTS what it "sees" periodically. Make sense? Well, maybe not too much to me neither.... The point being, amazing medical marvels - a little wireless box that can tell someone anywhere in the country the status of my heartbeat!

I have spent more time than I will admit to reading Internet news stories about the saga of the University of Kentucky's recent hiring of John Calipari as their new basketball coach. I think all UK fans have a few doubts about previous little "missteps" pertaining to his ethics in recruiting, but the NCAA insists there are no bad reports or problems. SO, we welcome him and look forward to UK playing exciting basketball and competing at a higher level than we have in the past ten years or so. The intriguing thing about this is that he may bring some of the incoming recruits he had at Memphis (His recruiting class for this year was rated the BEST in the country!) with him. Keep an eye on this developing story....

Reports of our granddaughters in Philadelphia continue to just amaze us. We miss so much being so far away. Katy is now sixteen months old and Bayla was born February 20th. Katy is accepting a new center of attention quite well but not without an occasional moment. They have separate rooms and the other night, Bayla was CRYING and Katy woke up and stood in her crib just repeating over and over "Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh."

I have mentioned before what a great writer I think Sharon Kay Penman is - particularly her series on medieval European history, about the English Plantagenet line of kings. I have been reading "The Devil's Brood" about the children of King Henry II and Queen Eleanor of Aquitane. I will finish it tonight and do not know where to turn after so many different books abou that time period. A wonderful author. My mother's side of the family (as are thousands of other families) is directly descended from Henry and Eleanor through their son, King John, of Magna Carta fame and other substantial notoriety.

For those who are interested in some of our local culinary delights, here are a few places with wonderful, LOCAL flavor:

The first is Aretha Frankenstein's. Also check this link.

Next is the Acropolis Grill

Then, Wally's Restaurant

And don't forget Bea's Fried Chicken -- GREAT chicken and a must do at least ONCE on your way through Tennessee.

The BEST Italian food is at Provino's

And for dessert, this place probably had a lot to do with my recent health issues -- Rembrandt's.

But the absolute best place to dine in the Chattanooga area is "Anne's Kitchen". Very exclusive -- call for details and a special package deal!



Frances Anna is remembered in our hearts EVERY single day.

Katy's sister, Bayla

And for my wife....

Your face is too dear for the stain of a tear
And your smile is the sun in my sky....

A Prayer for My Mother’s Birthday

Lord Jesus, Thou hast known

A mother's love and tender care

And Thou wilt hear, while for my own

Mother most dear I make this birthday prayer.

 

Protect her life, I pray,

Who gave the gift of life to me.

And may she know, from day to day,

The deepening glow of Life that comes from Thee.

 

As once upon her breast

Fearless and well content I lay.

So let her heart, on Thee at rest,

Feel fears depart and troubles fade away.

 

Her every wish fulfill,

And even if Thou must refuse

In anything, let Thy wise will

A comfort bring such as kind mothers use.

 

Ah, hold her by the hand,

As once her hand held mine,

And though she may not understand

Life's winding way, lead her in peace divine.

 

I cannot pay my debt

For all the love that she has given.

But Thou, love's Lord, wilt not forget

Her due reward – bless her in earth and heaven
                                                   Henry Van Dyke

Still No Country For Old Men

On Friday, February 21st, about 5:30 pm, while sitting calmly at home watching TV while Anne was in Philadelphia helping to welcome our second granddaughter into the world, my heart beat went haywire again! I spent an hour trying to decide if it was going to calm down and if not, could I drive to the nearest hospital where I had been on the morning of the 13th. I had just gotten the bill for that first 8-mile ride and it was $1100.00! I finally decided I'd better go, but I would try to make it myself. I did make it but practically collapsed at the ER admitting desk. I don't know the doctor's name yet, but I will be eternally in her debt. And now I know that feeling of "being kicked in the chest by a mule"! Wow. But it only lasted about two seconds. My pulse returned to almost normal within a few moments. They diagnosed me with ventricular tachycardia, called my cardiologist who said to send me to the VA/Vanderbilt hospital in Nashville -- a 2 1/2 hr ambulance ride. In the meantime the nurses finally got in touch with Anne in Philadelphia and proceeded to scare her to death! 'Wouldn't say anything except someone needed to get there as quickly as possible! On the ride to Nashville, Anne and I connected and I said there was no immediate rush. We decided to call brother Stuart in Versailles who said he would leave early the following morning. I got settled in to ICU and was watched over very closely all night. Next morning, Sunday, Stuart arrived and we spent a rare and valuable, cherished day together. Anne called in the morning to tell me her mother had died that morning. Although it wasn't completely unexpected, it was and is a shock. The loss of one's parents is never easy or without a lot of pain. Once again, my taking Coumadin delayed any serious tests for a few days. Monday morning, Stuart picked up Anne at the airport and brought her to the hospital. Late that afternoon, we decided it best if they would drive on to Chattanooga, spend the night, and Stuart return home on Tuesday and Anne drive our vehicle back to Nashville. On Wednesday, the 25th, the plan was to do a TEE and check for blood clots, then an EP test, then implant an ICD (Implantable Cardio Defibrillator -- pacemaker / defibrillator combo). However, by being off the Coumadin so much recently they found a blood clot which precluded the EP. However they felt it necessary to go ahead and implant the ICD right away for safety's sake. They did and it was successful, although somewhat painful during the process and very sore now. They kept us until Friday noon to keep watch on the ICD and my darling wife drove us back home last night. We go back this coming week for a follow up. While I won't deny it was a scary episode, I feel confident in the doctors and their treatment and, for my part, have certainly given up any bad habits I might have had in the past!

I didn't find any humorous episodes in this hospital visit.... Our love to everyone.

A new GRANDdaughter

Bayla Anne Kaskey made her appearance this morning in Philadelphia with parents, Andria and Michael, assisting. She weighed in at 8 lbs., 14 ounces and everyone is just fine! Baylon was Michael's father's name. There just might be more details and pics to follow, ya think?

Hospitals -- No Country for Old Men

First, I want to mention how thankful I am for my new hearing aid. It has made a world of difference and even made a difference in Anne's life -- she doesn't have to repeat everything now. I put it off far too long.

Early in the morning on the day of my angiogram, the night nurse and a PCT (personal care technician) came into my room and announced it was time to shave my groin area for the procedure. The night nurse was a cute, friendly young thing with a winning personality. She was very professional and obviously a most capable nurse. That night my PCT was an older black woman with quite a beard and didn't inspire a lot of confidence, but over the past few days we had become quite impressed with her personality, her efficiency, and her easy-going way. I have to admit I wanted her to do the shaving. As it turned out, she did the shaving as soon as Anne and the nurse left the room. Hospitals are no place for privacy or modesty. Anne went downstairs to get some coffee. The PCT left right away and then the nurse came back in, asked if there was anything I needed. I replied "No, thanks." Then standing directly in front of me sitting on the bed she said, " Would you like me to play with you?" Well, that's about as dumbfounded as I have ever been! My mouth dropped open, my face froze, and I was speechless! The only thing I could think of to say was, "Uh, cards....?" She looked me in the eye and said "I said, would you like me to PRAY with you." Oh God, where is the nearest hole for me to crawl in? Why couldn't I have just said, "Excuse me?" Or any other such expression? After what seemed like 30 minutes, I recovered, and said "Yes, please." She never batted an eye, sat down beside me, held my hand and prayed one of the most eloquent, sincere prayers I have ever heard. Needless to say, I didn't hear every word because I didn't have my hearing aid in.

Of course, my family, particularly Aunt Eliza, have been very solicitous and concerned and quick to send "Get well"cards that should make one feel better; witness this card and associate it with my above story!

(click on pic to enlarge)

I suspect I haven't been to church as much as I should have over the years, although I accept Christ, the son of God, as my savior.

When the EMS first came to get me at home about midnight, they took me to the nearest smaller hospital/emergency room where I also received excellent, professional, friendly, and thorough care. About 8:00 am they were readying me for transport to Parkridge Hospital and the nurse who was taking care of me came in the room and said, "Would you like me to anoint you?' At least that's what I THINK I heard.... I said, "Yes." and she pulls out this little vial of liquid from her blouse, puts some on her finger and makes the sign of the cross on my forehead. She explained it was frankincense and myrrh. Another ritual I was unfamiliar with. And then she put her hand on my head and also spoke an eloquent and sincere prayer.

Moral of the story: Believe in God, trust those around you, and LISTEN UP!

The usual February difficulties

On Thursday, February 12th, I suffered a "minor heart attack with little to no damage" to my heart and am now back home feeling fine. The angiogram showed everything to be clear. Cause was unknown. My wife is now in Philadelphia assisting in the arrival Saturday of our second granddaughter! Life is good and we thank God for all our blessings.

"There are four questions of value in life...

What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made?

What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same: only love."

Don Juan DeMarco

Fun in the afternoon!

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Scrip scraps

I'm not usually the type to watch this kind of movie, BUT.... These two were interesting:

Michael Moore's "Sicko"
A documentary "Harlan County USA"
Is there hope for us?

Another Memory Lane stroll

My very first memory of being in the Army was "GET UP OFF MY GAWDDAMNED GROUND, TROOP!"

I was drafted and inducted on 30 January 1969 at Fort Knox, Ky. The Vietnam war was still in full swing. I had debated about joining the Navy (4 years) figuring I wouldn't end up in the jungles of 'Nam at least. But at the last minute I decided the two year stint in the Army was worth the chance of being sent to Nam. My father was pretty taciturn, but loving, and I shall never forget when he took me to Winchester to catch the bus for Ft. Knox. That was the biggest and longest hug that we ever shared. I had been employed by GM in Dayton for four years.

Basic training is pretty much how you see it in the movies. Strict regimen, bullying, physically and mentally demanding, and lonely, but slowly it builds your self-confidence, your reliance upon others, your devotion to a cause, and finally a certain amount of pride in your ability to be a valuable member of a team. Our drill instructor (D.I.) seemed to be about five feet tall but I'm sure he was probably 5'5" or so. An onery little P____! He loved to get in the face of the big guys. The day after we arrived, we were running laps around the company and I ran until I COULD NOT run any more. I fell out and down and that's when I heard the above encouragement! And I was immediately up and off again -- son of a gun, I COULD still run some more! But we quickly learned to hate that little SOB! After a couple of weeks, whenever we went to the mess hall or to an "event" we had to carry someone our size piggy-back. And there WAS a guy my size! We came to be pretty close friends! He and I were appointed squad leaders (big) and were supposed to set examples so it put even more pressure on us. There was LOTS of running (Heartbreak Hill -- singing cadence while running is a real thrill -- makes you run a little straighter, hold your head a little higher, makes the blisters not hurt so bad, and makes you not want to quit after a while! Everyone should know that feeling), Lots of obstacle courses (some at night crawling through the mud under barbed wire with machine guns constantly chattering out their tracer rounds right above your head), rifle marksmanship, live grenade throwing, hand-to-hand combat (the pugil sticks were just MADE for the big guys!), how to use the bayonet and the garotte, climbing those rope nettings and towers, and others I don't remember. By the end of that eight weeks we felt like we were really soldiers (little did we know). And you know what? We LOVED that SOB drill instructor! I doubt there wasn't one person in our company who wouldn't do ANYTHING for that man. It was truly an amazing process. And he knew it and we suspected he felt the same way about us. That camaraderie was never to be duplicated again in my life. There is nothing like being in a military parade with bands blaring and family and friends watching to stir that patriotic fervor!

Unlike so many thousands of young men who were then sent to Vietnam to face death every day in the jungle, I was temporarily assigned to the brigade mail room. After three months of easy duty delivering mail on the post, the inevitable orders came sending me to Vietnam. I came home to Lexington on leave. I rode the bus and when I got to the depot in Lexington, I didn't have a DIME to call my parents to come and get me, so I had to walk from downtown about seven miles to home. I guess I was a pretty sad sight because of all the weight I had lost and the limp from a sprained ankle, and my uniform hanging loosely, because my mother cried and held me. I was twenty-three years old. We faced the inevitably of my going to Nam. But by some miracle, while I was home I received orders changing my assignment to Korea! One of the happiest days of my life. I have always suspected that my sergeant in the mail room, Hal Waldron, got the orders changed and perhaps some day I will find out.

The flight to Korea was filled with G.I.s and we had layovers in Anchorage and overnight in Tokyo before arriving in Seoul. There we boarded buses for 2nd Infantry Division HQ, Camp Howze on the DMZ. The bus ride was a shock. The entire countryside smelled like an outhouse. You tried to hold your breath but it didn't work. The stench was due to their practice of fertilizing their fields with human waste. It made you gag. Again, luck was with me because I was assigned to division HQ in personnel -- 2nd Admin Company. I think I made Sergeant (SP5) in the minimum 19 months. Life settled into a routine and there were no big complaints. I handled personnel records for a dozen or so companies, including promotions, and got along well. One of "my" companies was the MPs and I developed a relationship with the sergeants there that allowed me some liberties I would otherwise not have enjoyed.... We lived in quonset huts with fuel oil stoves and about 12 GIs to each. There was no running water so we had to trudge to the nearest latrine for necessities and showering and shaving. The coldest I remember it getting was 50 degrees below zero and there usually wasn't hot water. But we were all "in the same boat" and friendships were made easily. After a few weeks, we got used to the smell and didn't notice it. Our weekends were free and we visited Seoul often. There was a certain amount of rowdiness and Mary Jane was popular but there was no drug problem at all.

As with most things in Korea, the hundreds of buses were rather small. Whenever my buddy and I went to Seoul we rode the buses and they had ceiling vents with those little square crank-open covers. We would stand in the aisle and stick our heads up through those vents so they would be outside the bus! The Koreans thought that was uproariously funny - always provoked laughs and good will.

Mail from home was cherished. Cousin Phyllis Ann wrote often and I hope she knows how I enjoyed and appreciated her letters. Cameras were fairly cheap and everyone took tons of pictures. We bought fancy stereo equipment and I bought a 12 place setting of Noritake china that we still use today (but that is another story!). Mid-tour, I came home on leave and experienced the coldness of strangers toward GIs. I always suspected that people were ashamed of our involvement in Vietnam and GIs just reminded them of their antipathy toward the war. It hurt and angered GIs and we developed a kind of contempt for those who ignored us, or worse. But in the long run, I suspect it put a chip on our shoulders, or worse. We became very defensive about our time in the service. And that can still today border, with some, upon being belligerent or rebellious. Through no fault of our own, we weren't treated as "returning heroes" like all the other GIs in every other conflict. But enough....

Although we were on the DMZ, there was very little "excitement". Frequently, we were on alert because North Korean infiltrators had sneaked across, but there was no real threat where I was stationed. If you have an interest, see the Picasa link at the bottom of this blog for pics from Korea. Relationships were close and arguments very rare.

I extended my duty tour by two months in order to get an "early out" upon returning to the States. So I spent a total of twenty-one months in the Army. I was discharged on October 10, 1970. I had it easy. Not like the GIs in Vietnam.

The most shocking and memorable thing that happened to me in Korea happened one night when I was preparing to pull guard duty and stopped in the little Korean snack bar. Long story, but.... There stood Anne with her husband whom I saw every day with no idea who his wife was. She was pregnant and had been working and living on base in Seoul and was returning home the next day to Michigan! I hadn't seen an American girl in 6 months! And there she was halfway around the world on the DMZ married to a fellow GI! We exchanged a brief conversation and she was gone. And thus began my years of discontent. They lasted twenty-eight years.

A poet for the ages....

"Under a spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.

His hair is crisp, and black, and long,
His face is like the tan;
His brow is wet with honest sweat,
He earns whate'er he can,
And looks the whole world in the face,
For he owes not any man."

OR

"Fair was she to behold, that maiden of seventeen summers.
Black were her eyes as the berry that grows on the thorn by the wayside,
Black, yet how softly they gleamed beneath the brown shade of her tresses!
Sweet was her breath as the breath of kine that feed in the meadows.
When in the harvest heat she bore to the reapers at noontide
Flagons of home-brewed ale, ah! fair in sooth was the maiden,
Fairer was she when, on Sunday morn, while the bell from its turret
Sprinkled with holy sounds the air, as the priest with his hyssop
Sprinkles the congregation, and scatters blessings upon them,
Down the long street she passed, with her chaplet of beads and her missal,
Wearing her Norman cap and her kirtle of blue, and the ear-rings,
Brought in the olden time from France, and since, as an heirloom,
Handed down from mother to child, through long generations.
But a celestial brightness -- a more ethereal beauty --
Shone on her face and encircled her form , when, after confession,
Homeward serenely she walked with God's benediction upon her.
When she had passed, it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music."

If you have never read that story, I recommend it highly, just use this link: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/evangeline-a-tale-of-acadie/ . Better still, print it and read it to someone for a Valentine's Day evening.

OR

"Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year."

OR

"By the shores of Gitchie Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis,
Daughter of the Moon, Nokomis.
Dark behind it rose the forest,
Rose the black and gloomy pine-trees,
Rose the firs with cones upon them;
Bright before it beat the water,
Beat the clear and sunny water,
Beat the shining Big-Sea-Water."

And many others....

Favorite Movies, Actors

Movies:
Forrest Gump, starring Tom Hanks
The Abyss -- undersea suspense, starring Ed Harris
The Secret Life of Noah Dearborn -- heartwarming tale, starring Sidney Poitier
Mister Tom -- heartwarming tale
August Rush -- heartwarming tale
Mrs. Brown -- Love story - Queen Victoria, starring Dame Judi Dench
Roman Holiday, starring Audrey Hepburn
True Lies, starring Arnoldswar.....
A Few Good Men, starring Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore
National Treasure: Book of Secrets, starring Nicholas Cage and Ed Harris
Ghost, starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze
The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise

Actors:
Tom Hanks
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Maggie Smith
Bruce Willis
Ed Harris
Jack Nicholson
Jodie Foster
Will Smith
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery

Authors:
Allan W. Eckert
Sharon Kay Penman
Colleen McCullough
John Grisham
Dan Brown
Pat Conroy
James Michener
Jeff Shaara
Ken Follett
Robert Ludlum
James Alexander Thom
John Fox (Kentucky)
Jesse Stuart (Kentucky)
Tom Clancy
Nigel Tranter (Scottish history)
Leon Uris
Jeffrey Archer
Herman Wouk
David Baldacci

"Return with us now to those thrilling days of John D. Rockefeller"

The other day there was someone on CNN from one of those Washington think tanks talking about the past year's spike in gas prices. I don't remember his name. But he was saying that during the last two quarters of 2007 and the first two quarters of 2008, crude oil supply was UP and demand was DOWN, which should have lowered the price of gas, WHICH we all know did not happen. His explanation was simple. Middle men, read investment bankers like the crooks going down on Wall Street right now, and that began with ENRON, were buying up crude oil and gas supplies (present and future)and artificially raising the gasoline prices, thus increasing their income. This reeks of the days of yesteryear when the Rockefellers and Standard Oil did practically the same, creating monopolies that eventually were broken up but not before fortunes were made for a priveleged few.

Have you read Lee Iacocca's new book? I haven't yet either, but excerpts ensure that I will.

Memories

The summer after my high school graduation I worked on a towboat (the SS Chippewa) (but I never found out why they call it a towboat instead of a pushboat), catching it in Louisville and going to Pittsburgh on the Ohio River, then all the way back down the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers to New Orleans, then back up to Chicago and made three runs between Chicago and St. Louis. It was a real adventure for an 18 year old boy. As a deckhand, we worked every other 6 hours, seven days a week. For every day we worked we were paid 1 1/2 days wages, so I worked for 3 months and got paid for 4 1/2. It was hard, hot,and sometimes dangerous work.Once when we were in Chicago, another barge was unloading nearby and reforming its string of barges when a cable broke and decapitated the deckhand. We had a small closet we shared between two of us and it was so hot and noisy, I would go out to the front of the barges with a pillow and sleep on the top of the barge -- very quiet, but still hot. The towing company, L.C. Jones Towing out of New Orleans, was composed of mostly Cajun guys and did we eat well! It was my introduction to Cajun food and I love it to this day. One memory was of a night when the fog was like a wall and the captain finally pulled into the bank to tie up until daybreak. He nosed the head of the tow into the bank and we put a ladder down into the muddy, murky water and I had to climb down into the water carrying a large rope, then scramble up the muddy bank and tie us off on a large tree. We carried crude oil and when we would get to a refinery and pump it out then I had to don a rubber suit, boots, and mask and climb down into the barges -- literally pitch dark, and turn valves and shut doors. I suffered heat exhaustion in New Roads, Louisiana, and was in the hospital for about 4 days there (had the cutest nurse, but that's another story). When I got out, I hitchhiked to New Orleans and had to find the boat at a refinery. 'Had to catch a bus from downtown but couldn't find anyone who spoke English for directions so I finally used a couple of years of high school French to be understood. I got to the refinery about 11:00 pm -- ever been in a refinery in the middle of the night with NO ONE around and not knowing where to go? But I made it. The camaraderie was great. I think it paid about $800 a month which was good money at the time. It helped me buy my first car and pay some upcoming college expenses. The picture here is not the boat I was on but was similar except this one is much larger. It is locking through at Watts Bar Dam on the Tennessee River.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost

Reach out and touch me

For all those avid, ardent readers who have wondered how to reply to my post, at long last here is my e-mail address. If I were a real guru, I guess I would have one of those little boxes to click on and it would automatically bring up the e-mail form. But I am not, so just send your remarks to jamesalandrum at gmail dot com. I really do want to hear from you.

Creep of the Week

Have you heard about the current Secretary of the Interior, Dirk Kempthorne? It seems he decided the bathroom in his Washington office needed remodeling, so they submitted the request to the GAO (the governmental watchdog over budget spending) as "historic renovations" and Mr. Kempthorne got a new shower, a new refrigerator, a new freezer, and lavish new wood paneling for his bathroom. Cost to the American taxpayer -- $235,000.00.

Recipe of the Week

Signature Steaks

Mona Gail's "marinade"

2 Tbsp Olive oil
2 Tbsp Lemon juice
½ - 1 Tsp Garlic powder
1 ½ Tsp Salt

2 Each Steaks – filet mignon, New York strip, ribeye, etc.

Mix all ingredients together well. Pierce steaks randomly all over with knife or large fork and cut through any fat on sides to prevent curling. Coat with mixture on both sides and let stand at room temperature an hour or so before cooking.

The Process

Preheat oven to 425º with rack in the center. Heat an ovenproof pan over medium high heat for 5 minutes. Sear steaks in 2 tbsps olive oil on one side for 4 to 5 minutes. Be careful when putting the steaks in the pan – smoky and it spatters! Once in the pan, don’t move them for that 4 to 5 minute searing time. Turn them over after 4 to 5 minutes, place pan in the oven and roast to desired doneness (see below). Allow steaks to rest 5 minutes before serving.

Everyone has a preferred “doneness” – use the following as a guide only. We used 1 ½” filet mignons (beef tenderloin) and these times were recommended for filet mignons.

Rare: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 5 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Medium rare: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 7 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Medium: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 9 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Adjust roasting times according to your preferences…. I may never grill a steak outdoors again!

Rant of the Week

Well, the country is in a mell of a hess isn't it? I have no solutions, just a few observations. It seems to me the beginning of this fiasco was about 15 years ago when Congress enacted laws that provided tax breaks to, and therefore encouraged, manufacturers to ship jobs overseas. The NAFTA agreement led the way down the path to desolation. If someone disagrees with my interpretations, please let me know. NAFTA was a result of people thinking we should even the playing field and improve the standard of living for all peoples of North America. Their thought was that NAFTA would bring the standard of living of all North American people up to equal that of the average American. But instead we have brought the standard of living of the average American down to the level of the other North Americans. And it came at the expense of the American people. There is no healthy economy without a huge manufacturing base and that is what the U.S. has lost over the past 15 years or so. One has to MAKE something and add value to resources. Our economy cannot subsist upon the ballyhooed "service sector jobs" for long. Without manufacturing, people cannot afford to pay for services rendered by that sector. And thus those jobs are eventually bound to disappear. They don't pay enough to have a significant impact on the economy. I wonder what our country would look like without any products made in China, Japan, Taiwan. I'm afraid that trade imbalance is almost impossible to correct. We will not make the economy whole again by paying ourselves to repair our highways, bridges, and other infrastructure. Ain't gonna happen! And how many of the currently unemployed will rush to fill those manual labor, outside, heavy lifting jobs where they have to leave home and live like nomads hundreds of miles from home? Pipedream! In my opinion, which I have come to believe is perhaps as good as anyone else's currently in Congress (shameful), we started down that path to desolation when we began losing electronics jobs overseas, the steel industry, then textile jobs, then automotive jobs, and then a flood of miscellaneous industries, like shoes, plastics, and now even food.

Because of our preferences here at home, we have told our farmers in so many words, "Look, don't plant vegetables for our tables, only plant corn and soy beans." Farmers get a lot more money from those two staples than they do from green beans, potatoes, fruit and all the rest of our comestibles. And those two items are basically not for our food supply, they are for overseas manufacturing requirements. This means the only people who can afford to raise our food are the large corporate farming conglomerations who have the resources to achieve the economies of scale. Now, we all know that there are small rural farmers in our heartlands who raise food for our table, but I am speaking on a larger scale. Simply put, if a small farmer wants to make money, he plants corn and/or soy beans. And the rest of us end up buying potatoes from Guatamala, peaches from Chile, baby food laced with melamine from China, and on and on. There is something terribly wrong when small farmers in Maine grow blueberries and TRUCK them to Washington State to be repackaged and distributed from there.

Our government leaders won't admit it because of the resulting panic (do I smell a conspiracy here? Unfortunately, when we mention a "conspiracy" most people tune out and ignore it), but the obvious truth is that we are going to run out of money to buy our food. We are already running out of money to buy big ticket things like homes and automobiles and we no longer have money to invest for our future (where would you invest it if you had it?)

So, our clothes, our automobiles, an alarming amount of our food, and countless little "daily necessities" we are buying from overseas. Does anyone doubt we are running out of money to pay for these things?

Whenever we experience a catastrophe, our society always needs to find a scapegoat -- the guilty person -- the culprit who caused it. We make a big splash about it, let the courts drag on for several years until the emotion is gone and sentence the guilty to a couple of years and all is forgotten. So where do we find the guilty people for putting us in this current mess? 'Don't have to look very far, do we? Check the nearest mirror. You did it to yourself when you elected politicians to represent you that only had their own best interests at heart. Listen up folks, MOST politicians don't run for office to do public service -- they run for office to acquire power, make lots of money, and secure lifetime health benefits and exorbitant retirement salaries. You are criminally naive if you think otherwise. We elect our politicians based upon their looks, their speeches, and their poise. Heaven forbid that we elect someone based upon their experience and past record and proven character (this is not a diatribe about Obama and McCain directly, but....) We elect people based upon who we WANT them to be, rather than who they ARE. And then when they fail to deliver their promises, take bribes, sell their influence, sexually molest young boys and girls, carry on illicit extramarital affairs, and ignore the desires of their constituents (Somewhere along the way, these politicians forget they were elected to represent the wishes of the voters and they come to believe they are smarter than their constituents so therefore "I will vote for what I believe" -- "No, vote for what your constituents want." And when they end up performing dishonorable, illegal, immoral, and lewd acts, we shake our heads and say there is nothing we can do. It's a long list of "dishonorables" -- not just the headline grabbers from Louisiana, Alaska, Illinois , Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, but the seamy little political hacks from Kentucky, California, Nevada, and North Carolina.

Culprits so far -- politicians. Look, if you don't think they are crooked, for what purpose do lobbyists exist? To spend money to "bribe" or influence politicians behaviors. No other reason. Next culprit -- that person you see in the mirror. You make poor, uninformed choices for politicians and when they are exposed to be a child molester or whatever, you do not raise a "hue and cry" to oust them. You return them to office year after year because you believe they will do something beneficial to your state's fiscal advantage. Kentucky, Massachussetts, West Virginia, and South Carolina immediately come to mind!

And now (December 2008) when hundreds of thousands of Americans are losing their jobs, their retirements, their health insurance, their dreams of college educations, and grappling with the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression and when Congressional members fail to compromise on a Big 3 bailout because the CEOs will not work for one dollar a year, Congress receives a $4,700 yearly raise! That amounts to a $2,500,00.00 a year cost to the American taxpayer at a time when that money would be much better spent helping seniors below the poverty line struggling to pay heating, medical, and food bills. Don't you just love it?

Our generation has been brought up to think we are smarter than the previous and the next generation is smarter than the current. It simply is not true. The previous generation went to a REAL war to defend America and came home and built this country to what it was forty years ago. You wanted a decent, good-paying job? Walk down the street and see how soon a manufacturer grabbed you. There was pride in America and pride in what America built. But then you turned your backs on America's jobs and said "Hey, this is something different and because it is new, it must be better than the old." So I'll buy a Toyota or a Honda or an Audi or Mercedes and just because I bought it, it is better than something I did not buy. I personally had a new 1973 GM car and numerous times I turned the ignition key because it was so quiet I didn't think the car was running. And what was road noise or wind noise? Unheard of. Power steering was effortless, and you never knew when the a/c or heater was running because it was so quiet. But the Japanese and malcontents convinced everyone that American cars had poor quality and obsolete styling. So we started building autos with the "European flair"! And the American auto manufacturers have been trying to "catch up" ever since! You never blinked an eye when you bought that foreign car that was made by companies literally headed by the former Japanese and German officers of the armies dedicated to our destruction. You turned a blind ear when "Mr. Toyota" himself said in the mid-60s, "We will bury you!" And now those companies build their products here in America and have become "American" cars. Next time you travel down Interstate 26 in South Carolina toward Charleston, get a calculator and count the number of trucks you see hauling Japanese freight just off the boats toward Smyrna, TN, or Spartanburg, SC, or Georgetown, KY to their automotive plants -- filled with assemblies and piece parts made in Japan or Germany. And understand that each one of those assemblies provided work "back home" in Nagasaki to outside suppliers and engineering services, and machine tool design and work, and even building the equipment to make the assemblies. Assembly plants are just the tip of the ice berg when it comes to the economic impact of large industry. And let me know how many semi loads you see of parts entering this country bound for the Big Three.

Big 3 automakers create 79 U.S. jobs per 2,500 cars sold in America

Foreign automakers create 33 U.S. jobs per 2,500 cars sold in America

As I write this, the Russian government is grappling with the worst economic crisis in a decade, as oil prices tank, the ruble slides and unemployment steadily creeps up. To prop up demand for the ailing Russian auto industry, President Putin announced on Friday, Dec. 19, 2008 there would be a fifty per cent tariff placed on all imported used cars and fifteen per cent on new imported cars. This is the same tactic the Japanese used for years and years to keep out American made automobiles. I do not know if Japan still practices that today....

And remember that the Big Three are the ones who led the way in providing WW II materiel to win the war and ensure we don't speak German or Japanese today. You smirk and say "T''would never have happened!" You are very mistaken. My father and most of my uncles had to go to war then for two to four or five years to prevent further atrocities such as the Holocaust, Pearl Harbor, the Bataan death march, and the literal rape of thousands of Chinese girls. One uncle was killed the first week he was in France by a German sniper. They ALL came back changed and horrified and determined to never allow that to happen again. But today you say, "Ah well, that was a long time ago and why hold a grudge?" My wife's father during WW II was in training to become a glider pilot in Europe -- an inevitable suicide mission but one that was necessary. At their post in Texas, they were fed like kings every meal because there was the feeling that any one of those meals might have been their last. And after the war, when the U.S. prohibited Japan from having a standing armed forces, we promised we would protect them from any future aggression. So they avoided the costs of maintaining an armed force and dedicated that money to industrializing from the ground up. They now had the resources and the freedom to build new industries. For American manufacturers, it was back to the same tired old buildings, layouts, and constrictions. The Japanese government financially backed new industry with low interest loans and currency manipulation and discriminatory tarriffs and penalties (if not outright prohibitions) that kept American products out of Japan.

But today's generation doesn't want to hear about such ancient history. No, it isn't ancient history, it's just not within your individual recent memories. But I'll bet your parents or grandparents can tell you of the loss, and heartache, and fear, and sacrifices and hard work they went through to turn this country over safely to the next generation.

SO just keep buying those foreign products and realize one day before long the money WILL run out. And not only will there be no money but precious little food to buy.

On December 19, 2008, CNN Money reports that according to the industry publication, The Harbour Report, that ranks auto factories by their efficiency, or the number of worker-hours required to produce a car, nine out of the 10 most efficient auto plants in North America are unionized plants run by the Big 3. The 10th is a unionized plant jointly run by GM and Toyota in California.

CNN also reported that the average hourly wage rate is not significantly different between the Big 3 and foreign factories in the U.S. The exaggerated stories that people like to jump on and repeat, such as a unionized auto worker cannot stop in the plant and pick up a piece of trash because that belongs to a differently classified employee, are just simply bunk. I am not defending unions and their irrational demands. They are a necessary evil that has gone too far. Most of the foreign plants in the U.S. are non-union whereas most of the Big 3 plants are unionized. Don't kid yourself -- foreign auto plant workers in the U.S make a wage almost identical to the unionized plants -- and that is because of the "fear" of the unions. The foreign plants know that if they don't pay an equitable wage, their plants will be unionized. The big difference between foreign and domestic auto manufacturing costs lie in the "legacy" costs -- insurance, pensions for retirees, benefits, etc. To date, the foreign manufacturers have not had to bear that burden and thus reap the benefit of a younger work force. I wonder what would happen if each of us who works toward that day when we can "draw retirement" regardless of our type of work, and after 30 or 35 years, were to suddenly have those taken away as being too costly for the provider.

Answer the following twelve questions and check out the answers afterward.

Twelve Easy Pieces:

1. Which country has brands that occupy 2 of the top 3 spots for long-term reliability?

a. Germany
b. Japan
c. Korea
d. United States

2. As of August 2007, which manufacturer had the most recalled vehicles in the U.S. for that year?

a. Chrysler
b. Ford
c. GM
d. Nissan
e. Toyota
f. Volkswagen

3. Pick the brand from each group that has the highest initial quality.
a. Acura, BMW, Cadillac (all luxury makes)
b. Honda, Mercury, Nissan (all non-luxury makes)
c. Acura (lux), Chevrolet (non-lux), BMW (lux), Mazda (non-lux)

4. Which midsize sedan has the highest initial quality?
a. Accord (Honda)
b. Altima (Nissan)
c. Camry (Toyota)
d. Malibu (Chevrolet)

5. Which large sedan has the highest initial quality?
a. Avalon (Toyota)
b. Grand Prix (Pontiac)
c. Sable (Mercury)

6. Which mid-size pickup has the highest initial quality?
a. Dakota (Dodge)
b. Ranger (Ford)
c. Tacoma (Toyota)

7. Which car is the most economical overall?
a. Aveo (Chevrolet)
b. Fit (Honda)
c. Prius (Toyota

8. Which car did the L.A. Times describe as " a better car than BMW or Mercedes or Lexus or Infiniti"?

a. A6 (Audi)
b. CTS (Cadillac)
c. RL (Acura)

9. Which company makes the winner of the 2008 "Green Car of the Year" award?

a. Chevrolet
b. Honda
c. Toyota

10. Which car was selected by the North American automotive press corps as the "North American Car of the Year for 2007?

a. Aura (Saturn)
b. Camry (Toyota)
c. Fir (Honda)

11. Which car won the same award for 2008?
a. Accord (Honda)
b. Altima coupe (Nissan)
c. Malibu (Chevrolet)

12. Which company had a luxury vehicle, a midsize sedan, and a large truck removed from the Consumer Reports recommended vehicles list in October 2007 because of mounting quality problems?

a. Chrysler
b. Ford
c. General Motors
d. Hyundai
e. Toyota
f. Volkswagen

Answers:

1. United States, per J.D. Power Vehicle Dependability Study. Mercury and Cadillac are in the TOP 3, along with Lexus. And in 2007, Buick was tied with Lexus for the top spot.

2. Volkswagen. According to Business Week, Volkswagen had the most recalls at this time a year ago. The second worst was Toyota.

3.
a. Cadillac (better than both Acura and BMW)
b. Mercury (better than both Honda and Nissan)
c. Chevrolet (better than Acura, BMW, and Mazda)

According to J.D. Power Initial Quality Survey

4. Chevrolet Malibu has better initial quality than any competitor, including Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, and Nissan Altima. The Ford Fusion also beat all 3 Japanese competitors. According to J.D. Power 2008 articles and news releases.

5. Pontiac Grand Prix, beating the Toyota Avalon. Two other cars beat the Avalon -- Mercury Sable and Mercury Grand Marquis. According to news release from J.D. Power.

6. The Dodge Dakota has the best quality. The Ford Ranger also beat the Toyota Tacoma. According to J.D. Power.

7. Chevrolet Aveo -- the Honda Fit was #3 and the Toyota Prius was #34. According to Edmunds.com.

8. Cadillac CTS. According to the L.A. Times.

9. Chevrolet Tahoe Hybrid. The Tahoe's 21 mpg city gas mileage is equal to Toyota's 4-cyl, Camry sedan. According to greencar.com.

10. Saturn Aura beat out the Honda Fit and the Toyota Camry. According to northamericancar oftheyear.org.

11. Chevrolet Malibu, beating out the Cadillac CTS and the Honda Accord. According to northamericancaroftheyear.org.

12. In October 2007, Toyota's much publicized quality problems resulted in Consumer Reports removing from their recommended vehicle list, the Lexus GS, the Toyota Camry V6 sedan, and the Tundra pickup.

That's my rant for the week folks. I know I may have upset a few apple carts but if so, just tune me out....

Recipe of the Week

This is simply delicious! Don't stint....  :-)

Caraway Pork Chops Paprikash

 

                                    Boneless pork loin chops

2          Tsp                  Paprika, divided

                                    Salt and pepper to taste

1          Tbsp                Butter

1          Tbsp                Vegetable oil

1          Tsp                  Caraway seeds

2          Tbsp                Shallots, minced

½         Cup                  White wine

½         Cup                  Heavy cream

1          Tsp                  Dijon mustard

 

Sprinkle the pork chops with 1 tsp paprika and the salt and pepper.

 

Heat butter and oil in a large skillet. Sauté chops over medium heat about 10 minutes until both sides are browned and the meat is cooked through. Remove chops to a plate, leaving drippings in a skillet.

 

Add remaining 1 tsp paprika, caraway seeds, and shallots to pan. Cook, stirring for 30 seconds. Pour in the wine and cook over medium heat, stirring frequently for 2 to 3 minutes until liquid is reduced by half. Add cream and simmer until slightly thickened. Stir in Dijon mustard.

 

Return meat and any accumulated juices to pan and simmer about 3 minutes to heat through. Adding a bit more wine and cream will increase the sauce.

Another "Nook and Cranny"

On Tuesday, the 9th, we drove to Murfreesboro, spent the night, and returned on Wednesday. On the drive back, we stopped at an unlikely place named Bell Buckle! Several Victorian 'painted ladies" and a downtown reminiscent of Deadwood, ND with ribbons and lace. I am always appalled by the prices storekeepers put on their old junk! Just because some "price book" somewhere says the value is $250 doesn't mean there is a BUYER at that price. Anyway, the countryside was pretty, the ribbons and lace were colorful and the coffee on a raw, rainy, cold, blustery day was outstanding. I go under the knife on Feb 10th.

A bigger bite of genealogy

I am the son of Blanche Haddix Landrum
She was the daughter of Arthur Haddix
He was the son of Orlena Deaton
She was the daughter of Alexander Deaton
He was the son of Malinda Watts
She was the daughter of Emily "Polly" Noble
She was the daughter of George Noble, Jr
He was the son of Mary Ann Thomas Alexander
She was the daughter of Garrard Alexander
He was the son of Ann Fowke
She was the daughter of Gerard Fowke Jr.
He was the son of Col. Gerard Fowke Sr.
He was the son of Roger Fowke
He was the son of Dorothy Cupper
She was the daughter of Audrey Peto
She was the daughter of John Peto
He was the son of Edward Peto
He was the son of John de Peto
He was the son of Katherine Gresley
She was the daughter of Elizabeth Clarell
She was the daughter of Elizabeth Le Scrope
She was the daughter of Elizabeth Strathbogie
She was the daughter of Elizabeth de Ferrers
She was the daughter of Isabel de Verdon
She was the daughter of Lady Elizabeth de Clare
She was the daughter of Joan "of Acre" Plantagenet
She was the daughter of King Edward I (Plantagenet)
He was the son of King Henry III (Plantagenet)
He was the son of King John (Plantagenet)
(the one forced to sign the Magna Carta!)
And King John was the son of Eleanor of Aquitane
and King Henry II (Plantagenet)
Eleanor was the daughter of William X (Duke of Aquitane)
He was the son of William IX, Duke of Aquitane
He was the son of William VIII, Duke of Aquitane
He was the son of William V, Duke of Aquitane
He was the son of William IV,"Ironman", Duke of Aquitane
He was the son of William III, Count of Poitou, born 915
He was the son of Manzer, Count of Poitou, died 934
He was the son of Ramnulf II of Poitou
He was the son of Ramnulf I, Count of Poitou
And he was the son of Gerard, Count of Auvergne, born in 820.

And that makes this Gerard my 38th great grandparent!
And Eleanor of Aquitane is my 28th great grandmother!

Eleanor's grandfather, William IX of Aquitane was also one
of the first and foremost Troubadors of the Middle Ages. The
following is one of his original compositions:

Under the sun I ride along
And tell this story, in a song:
Ladies there are who do great wrong!
I mean such dames
As turn a cruel and heedless ear
To lovers claims....

So hear me: Silent, and discreet,
Through our Auvergne, mild and sweet,
I rode, and happened there to meet
Sir Guarin's Dame
And Bernard's too; they spoke me fair
And asked my name.

"God save you, Pilgrim, as you fare!"
Thus cried one of the comely pair
"Gentle you seem, and debonair!
(if I may judge!)
Though many Vagabonds and Rogues
Our highways trudge!"

Now, mark the style of my reply:
I spoke no truth...I told no lie
But answered only, with a sigh
(I had my plan...)
"Barbariol, barbariol,
Barbarian!"

Then said Dame Ermesses in glee
To Lady Agnes: "Mute is he!
Let's take him home, and lodge him free!
When we're alone
Such sport as we'll devise with him
Shall ne'er be known!"

So then one cast her mantle o'er
My back, and through her chamber door
Led me... And I could ask no more!
A cozy fire
Burned in the hearth; a man had all
He might desire!

A lordly meal they did prepare
And two fat capons were my share
All hotly spiced; the wine was rare
And all for me!
No steward served, no cook was there
But just us three...

"Sister, this fellow is too shy
To say a word while we stand by!
Lest he be scheming on the sly
Let our cat come!
I'll warrant we shall straightway
If he be dumb!

So Agnes went to fetch the cat
Ne'er have I seen a beast like that!
I fell to trembling where I sat
And with good cause!
Long-whiskered was he, big and fierce
With cruel claws!

Those prudent ladies first undressed
Their mute and unsuspecting guest
Then on his back the cat they pressed!
Keen could I feel
Its' talons ripping down my flank
From haunch to heel!

As Agnes dragged it by the tail
My body's length, I felt each nail,
And with the anguish I turned pale
Yet stood all meek;
By God they could have flayed me there
Ere I would speak!

"Sister," I heard Dame Agnes say,
"He's mute indeed! I think we may
Prepare ourselves for sport and pray
Draw the bath hot!"
More than a week I spent with them
Such was my lot.

Now, hear the tally I'll relate:
A hundred fourscore times, and eight
I laid them ... and a woeful state
They left me in.
With harness torn and broken blade
Aye, t'was a sin!

Good squire ... if I feel no worse
Tomorrow, take this little verse
To those fair ladies, with my purse
And, tit for tat,
Ask them, in memory of me,
TO KILL THAT CAT!

Notable movies on CD to watch

Anne and I tend to limit our CD rentals to PG, but we still enjoy the Indiana Jones, Bruce Willis, James Bond type action flicks in addition to several of the romantic comedies. But we recently watched two that were PG that were just excellent. If you get a chance, we highly recommend Mister Tom and August Rush! And now on 12/28/08, we add The Simple Life of Noah Dearborn starring Sidney Poitier -- excellent!

Recipe of the Week

Our Signature Bourbon Fudge Cake

2 Tsp Unsweetened cocoa

1¾ Cup Water

2 Tsp Instant espresso

¼ Cup Kentucky bourbon (Woodford Reserve)

5 Oz Unsweetened chocolate, chopped

2 Stick Unsalted butter, cut into small

pieces and softened

2 Cup Sugar

2 Cup All-purpose flour

1 Tsp Baking soda

Dash of salt

2 Ea Large eggs, room temperature

1 Tsp Vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 275º. Coat a 12-cup Bundt pan and dust with the unsweetened cocoa. Remove excess cocoa and set aside.

Combine water, instant espresso, and bourbon in a medium-size heavy saucepan. Simmer over low heat for 3 minutes. Add chocolate and butter; cook over a moderate heat, stirring until the mixture is melted and smooth. Remove from heat. Add sugar and stir until well blended. Let cool 3 minutes. Transfer the chocolate mixture to a large bowl. Combine flour, baking soda, and salt in a small bowl. Add flour mixture, ½ cup at a time, to the chocolate mixture using an electric mixer on medium speed. Continue to beat for 1 minute after all the flour has been added. Beat in the eggs one at a time. Add vanilla extract and mix until smooth.

Pour the batter into the Bundt pan. Bake for 80 to 90 minutes or until the cake tester comes out clean and the cake pulls away from the sides of the pan. (Our oven runs a little warm so we bake for about 66 minutes)

Cool in the pan on a rack for 20 minutes. Invert the cake onto the rack, remove the pan and cool completely. Serve at room temperature.

Note: Use instant coffee IF instant espresso is unavailable.

This is our absolute favorite chocolate cake! It is so moist. If you like, serve with ice cream, or crème fraiche, whipped cream, a good raspberry sauce, or let it stand alone.

Chocolate Ganache

4 Oz Semisweet chocolate chips

¼ Cup Heavy cream

½ Tsp Instant coffee granules

Melt the chocolate, heavy cream, and coffee in the top of a double boiler over simmering water until smooth and warm, stirring occasionally. Drizzle over the top of cake.

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November 2008 Roadtrip

During the desperate battle of Point Pleasant, Virginia on October 10, 1774, during what some historians agree was the first battle of the American Revolution, when settlers and soldiers were surrounded in their fort by Shawnee Indians led by Chief Cornstalk, the settlers learned of the Indian plans to also attack Fort Donnelly and the nearby settlements of Greenbrier. The settlements had to be warned to prevent a massacre. During the War some Indians became allies of the settlers and believed it to be to their advantage to support who they considered to be the winning side. For whatever reason, inside the fort at Point Pleasant was another sub-sect Indian chief -- the Grenadier Squaw as she was called by the English because of her size. She was over 6'5" tall and an imposing figure. Although a sister to Chief Cornstalk, she fought on the side of the settlers. Several scouts were sent out to escape and warn the settlements in Greenbrier of the impending attacks, but none were able to get through. It was decided to send two more volunteer scouts and hope that one would get through. The two selected were dressed and painted as Indians by Nonhelema, the Grenadier Squaw. Philip Hamman and John Pryor volunteered to go. Philip was twenty-four years old and originally from the Upper Rhineland area of Germany called The Palatinate and had just arrived in Philadelphia two years before.

After a run of over one hundred sixty miles in just two days, Philip reached the settlement twelve hours before the Indians and warned of the impending attacks. John Pryor never made it. For this heroic feat, he was dubbed "The Savior of Greenbrier" There is a highway historical marker on Route 60 near Greenbrier today relating his exploits. After the war, he returned to Greenbrier and married Christina Cook. (For more about this American hero, read a book titled "The Warrior Woman" by James Alexander Thom and his wife.) A couple of years later, in 1782, they traversed the Wilderness Road into Kentucky and settled in what is now Montgomery County. It was a large extended family that travelled the Wilderness Road. that fall. In addition to the Hammans, there were a large party of Baughmans who were the family of Christina's mother. They were happy and excited about moving to the new land. As the wagon train lumbered happily along near Hazel Patch, on October 17,1782, the Indians struck and very quickly killed most of the Baughmans and scattered the remainder of the party. Days later, Christina Cook Hamman, after wandering in the wilderness, staggered into a nearby store with an arrow in her head and their week old baby dead in her arms. The massacre has forever after been called "Baughman's Defeat."

Over the next forty years, they raised a large family near Mt. Sterling. By 1826, they had moved again to Jackson County, Alabama on a 2000 acre farm shortly after the Cherokees had been forcibly removed to Oklahoma. In 1827, Philip was ordained a pastor in the Friendship Baptist Church near Fackler. He died August 3, 1832 and Christina died January 28, 1842. They were buried on their farm side by side. After many years of neglect, their graves were in danger of being lost so a family association of their descendants moved their graves to a cemetery at Valley Head, Alabama, near Hammondville.

Christina and Philip were the parents of:

Mary "Polly" Hamman, who was the mother of:

William Jackson Cope, who was the father of:

Armina Cope, who was the mother of:

Laura Back, who was the mother of:

Ollie James Landrum, who was the father of James Alan Landrum. Thus Philip and Christina were my 4th great-grandparents! I have known this for thirty years or so but had no idea where Valley Head or Fackler Alabama were.

On Monday, 11/17/08, Anne and I decided to explore nearby Lookout Mountain a little more than what we had already seen. In looking at the map, I noticed it ran south pretty much parallel to I-59 in Alabama and I also saw a little place named Valley Head! And it was only 69 miles away -- sounds like a great little roadtrip! By the time we got to Valley Head, we were both hungry and looking for a place to eat. There was one. A modest but very friendly place -- we were the only customers. I asked if anyone knew of any Hammans in the neighborhood. Over the years, the family name Hamman has been spelled many different ways. They said yes, there were many Hammonds around Valley Head. She had no idea nor had ever heard a story about Philip Hamman which I was happy to relate! The lady said there were several cemeteries around and gave us vague directions to every one of them! We looked around town a little and decided to go back home via Lookout Mountain. BUT, as fate would have it, we said let's look at the one large cemetery we passed on the way into town. I made a loop and on the way out, Anne spotted a new stone with the name Hammond. We walked over and practically stumbled upon the nearby gravestones of Philip and Christina! What a wonderful surprise! So we drove around a little more trying to get a feel for the place where they lived and died. We did return home via Lookout Mountain and Mentone, but that's another story! (Hint: if you ever get close to Mentone, take a peek!) Along the way we saw DeSoto Falls which was the site of the first hydroelectric power plant in northern Alabama. A truly interesting place.

Any descendant of Philip Haman is elgible to join the DAR or SAR.

If you would like to see a couple of pics of our trip, just follow the link at the bottom of this page.

Recipe of the Month

Reuben Casserole    

 

1¾       Cup                              Sauerkraut, canned

¼         Lb                                Deli pastrami, thinly sliced

                                                      (can use corned beef)

1          Cup                              Swiss cheese, shredded

3          Tbsp                             Thousand Island dressing

2          Each                             Tomatoes, medium,

                                                        thinly sliced

4          Tbsp                             Butter or margarine

1          Cup                              Rye crackers, crumbled

¼         Tsp                               Caraway seeds

 

Preheat oven to 425º.  Thinly layer sauerkraut in bottom of buttered 1 ½ quart casserole dish. Top with sliced pastrami, then shredded cheese. Dot dressing on top of cheese and add tomatoes. Dot with 2 tbsp butter.

 

Melt 2 tbsp butter in small saucepan. Sauté crumbled rye crackers and add caraway seeds. Spread on top of ingredients and bake 30 minutes or until bubbly.

 

Yield: 4 large servings

 

Beef pastrami is our preference over regular corned beef, but either works just fine.  If you like Reuben sandwiches, you will like this dish!

Genealogy Bits 'n Pieces

Another historical genealogy line....

Arthur Haddix was my mother's father
Orlena Deaton was his mother
Alexander Deaton was her father
Malinda Watts was his mother
Emily "Millie" Polly was her mother
George Noble, Jr. was her father
Mary Ann Thomas Alexander was his mother
Gerald (or Gerrard) Alexander was her father
Anne Fowke was his mother
Gerrard Fowke was her father
Col. Gerrard Fowke was his father
Roger Fowke was his father
Dorothy Cupper was his mother
Audrey Peto was her mother
John Peto was her father
Edward Peto was his father
John Peto was his father
Katherine Gresley was his mother
Elizabeth Clarell was her mother
Elizabeth Scrope was her mother
Elizabeth Strathbogie was her mother
Elizabeth de Ferrers was her mother (c.1336-1375)
Henry de Ferrers was her father
William de Lord Ferrers of Groby Ferrers was his father
Anne le Despencer was his mother
Anne (Aline) Basset was her mother
Hawise (Helewise) de Louvaine was her mother
Sir Matthew de Louvaine was her father
Sir Godfrey de Louvaine was his father
Godfrey IX, Duke of Lorraine, was his father
Godfrey VIII was his father
Godfrey VII, Duke of Lorraine was his father
Henry II, Count of Louvain, was his father
Lambert II was his father
Lambert I, Count of Louvain, was his father
Raynier III, Count of Hainault, was his father
Raynier II, Count of Hainault, was his father
Raynier I, Count of Hainault, was his father
Ermengarde of Lorraine was his mother
Lothar I, Holy Roman Emperor, was his father
Louis I, Holy Roman Emperor, was his father
Charlemagne, Holy Roman Emperor (748 - 814)
was his father
Pepin III, King of the Franks was his father
Charles Martel was his father
Pepin II, of Heristol was his father
Ansegisel "Duke Angise" was his father
St. Arnulf, Bishop of Metz, was his father
Duke Baudguise II was his father
St. Gondolfus, Bishop of Tongres, was his father
Munderic was his father
Cloderic, the Parricide, King of Cologne
was his father
Sigebert, King of the Ripuarian Franks,
was his father
Childebert, King of Cologne, was his father
Clovis, the Ripaurian, King of Cologne,
was his father. Clovis was born before
the year 420 A.D.

This makes ole Clovis the King, my 53rd great -grandfather!

The Book Corner

Beach Music, by Pat Conroy

Read this. Enough said.

Recipe of the Week

   My wife has introduced me to the wonderful world of cooking over the past several years and we have a lot of fun finding new recipes, some good, some great, and some bad! I won't pass along the bad ones here, just the ones we like. That doesn't mean everyone else will, but it does mean it is worth a try!  :) Most of my favorites center around the four basic food groups: flour, sugar, eggs, and butter.

   Fortunately, Anne usually steps in and introduces some sanity into my recipes! So I will begin with something other than chocolate cake or pound cakes in general. This is one of our absolute favorites and one we often serve to company if we get a hint they like seafood. And even for those who don't, we would like to say, this could change your mind about salmon! (We buy our salmon frozen at Sam's Club - for those who insist upon using only fresh stuff, if they can go out in the back yard and catch some or if they can find fresh at their grocery, so much the better!)

Bourbon Sugar Salmon

 

¼         Cup                              Brown sugar, packed

¼         Cup                              Kentucky bourbon

¼         Cup                              Apple juice or cider

1          Tsp                               Black pepper

4          Each                             Salmon fillet (s)(about 2 to 2½ lbs)

½         Cup                              Chopped pecans

1          Tbsp                             Unsalted butter, melted

½         Tsp                               Salt, divided

 

In a large resealable plastic bag, combine brown sugar, bourbon, apple juice, and pepper. Add salmon, seal and shake to distribute. Refrigerate 2 to 3 hours, turning over after an hour or so.

 

Spread chopped pecans on baking sheet. Bake for 5 minutes or until toasted. In small bowl, combine toasted nuts, 1 tbsp melted butter and ¼ tsp of the salt.

 

Preheat oven to 400º. Coat top of broiler pan with nonstick cooking spray. Remove salmon from marinade, reserving marinade. Place salmon on prepared pan, skin side down. Sprinkle remaining ¼ tsp salt on salmon. Gently press the pecan mixture over the salmon. Bake for 25 to 27 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork.

 

Meanwhile, place marinade in small saucepan; boil 3 minutes. Serve salmon with cooked marinade.

 

Genealogy Bits 'n Pieces

Almost everyone reading this blog knows I have delved in genealogy for 30 years or so, after being motivated by my mother and several of her siblings. The following is a piece of fruit from all that work....

My mother is Blanche Haddix Landrum
Her mother was Maude Noble Haddix
Her mother was Margaret Campbell Noble
Her mother was Rachel Allen Campbell
Her mother was Susan Sizemore Allen
Her mother was Louanna Bolling Sizemore
Her father was William Bolling
His father was Benjamin Bolling
His father was Major John Bolling
His father was Colonel John Bolling
His mother was Jane Rolfe Bolling
Her father was Thomas Rolfe
His mother was Pocahontas
And her father was Powhatan!

So, if I count correctly, Pocahontas is my eleventh great-grandmother! Some sources say that the husband of Pocahontas, Sir John Rolfe, was the first person in America to import slaves to work his huge plantation.

October 2008 Vacation Trip

On September 25th, we left to visit Andria and Michael and granddaughter, Kathryn Rose (Katy), in Philadelphia. We usually make it a two day trip which gives us time to explore along the way. The drive was uneventful up through the Shenandoah Valley on I-81. We tried a new route by cutting across I-66 east which connected with I-95 south of Baltimore and too close to DC traffic. People who know me know I am not the world's bravest soul when it comes to bridges and tunnels and airplanes and almost anything that involves a personal variation in elevation, if you know what I mean! It quickly became obvious we would have to go through the tunnels beneath Baltimore Harbor. A tense but uneventful passage. We had a wonderful visit with Andria and Michael, and Katy. We dined well and even squeezed in one of those library sales where a bagful of books cost $6.00. Andria and Michael are in the midst of having new flooring, a new kitchen, and bath installed. Beautiful. Katy was her usual charmer and we spent hours just watching and holding her. She is expecting a sister around the middle of February! Unfortunately, Katy had a cold that Michael caught and then both of us caught. One of those occupational hazards of grandparents! We still haven't recovered but are on the mend.

We planned to return home via the Eastern Shore of Maryland and on down through Virginia Beach and then drive the Outer Banks of NC. We began our return drive through the Maryland countryside to a little place named St. Michael's on Chesapeake Bay that Andria had recommended. It was one of those "quaint" little villages with a gazillion shops and restaurants. A place to return to some day. Just beyond St. Michael's, jutting out into Chesapeake Bay was a small island named Tilghman Island, accessible only via a drawbridge. We began our "death by seafood" quest here! A restaurant named Bay Hundred. From there we continued south to that dreaded Chesapeake Bay Bridge and Tunnel - a 17-mile bridge with two tunnels underneath the Chesapeake Bay. We were trying to cross it during daylight, but we failed. Once you get to the bridge, turning back and retracing your steps north to avoid it is just not feasible, I made every effort to remain calm until at the entrance to the bridge there was a sign that said "After 7:00 pm, expect 15 minute delays in the tunnels due to CONSTRUCTION" ! Oh shoot, said I. It was 7:30 pm. I will never forget the prayer offered up by cousin Dave's wife, Margie, one time on a return trip from Missouri when I crossed a bridge, the crosswind blew the van diagonally, and we slid across it sideways! Fortunately, we righted our "ship" and all was well. But I have never forgotten hearing Margie in the back seat repeating something about "Holy Mary and Jesus Christ...." And I repeated that as we started across. I was picturing yet another trip that cousin Sue and I made to Windsor one time in search of the site where Tecumseh was killed in The Battle of the Thames and decided to take the tunnel on our return back to Detroit. It was also under construction. The floor of the tunnel under the river there was GONE, just gravel with standing water and water dripping from the tunnel roof! Sue and I were laughing hysterically from fear as we made it across. We just knew the border guard would think we were on dope because we were laughing so hard and couldn't stop! This was what I pictured as we began this crossing. Oh shoot, said I. But a mile at a time, we made it across with no evidence of construction or delays. We were now in Virginia Beach and a quick note: The Garmin GPS was indispensible AS LONG AS WE GAVE IT THE CORRECT INFO. The next day we found our way to the Outer Banks. Kitty Hawk was the first stop, followed by Kill Devil Hills and the Wright Brothers Memorial. Next, was Nag's Head which was densely populated by those 2 and 3-story beach houses on stilts. 'Lots of great beaches here and tourist things to do. An interesting place. The name comes from the practice a few hundred years ago of the residents (one of whom was Blackbeard, the pirate) lighting lanterns, hanging them around the necks of their nags, and luring nearby ships onto the coast and pillaging them.

I am ashamed to say we ate our way through the whole trip! We ate lobster, shrimp, salmon, crab meat, crab cakes, flounder, oysters, bluefish (outstanding), and vats of clam chowder! We even refused to eat breakfast for fear it would spoil our seafood lunch!

At Nag's Head there is an island with a bridge a gazillion feet high to Roanoke Island where Manteo is located. This is another interesting place that deserves a return visit. Shops, shops, shops and interesting homes.

Continuing south is the Bodie Island lighthouse and then Rodanthe of current Hollywood fame, as in "Nights in Rodanthe", with Richard Gere based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks. We haven't seen the movie yet -- depends upon how it ends.... Still further south is Cape Hatteras Lighthouse -- the one they moved a few years ago because the ocean waves were destroying the lighthouse site. Unfortunately, we just missed the hours when one could climb to the top. Oh shoot, said I again. Then just a little farther south and we came to the ferry to Ocracoke Island -- a forty-minute free ferry operated by the state of NC. Except for a few minutes of rough seas, the ride was uneventful. Ocracoke is another tourist destination that, however, is pretty authentic -- quaint (there's that word again!) -- shops and lots of charter fishermen and boating tours. A real laid back place, but they truly think highly of their food and accommodations! Ocracoke is home to the "banker ponies", as in Outer Banks. These are similar to those on Chincoteague in Virginia (Did you ever read "Misty of Chincoteague"?). These ponies really are a breed apart from the average horse due to a different spinal configuration and one fewer rib than other horses. Pelicans are numerous in the harbor area around the restaurants and one day we stood on the beach talking to a fisherman and watched a dolphin cavorting just a few yards out.

Finally, we were ready to begin working our way back home and signed up for the 2 1/2 hour big ferry ride back to the mainland across Albemarle Sound. This ferry was still only $12.00. The weather was beautiful and the trip uneventful. We ended up in Morehead City (not too exciting) and headed for New Bern on the Neuse and Trent Rivers. This was perhaps the oldest, most interesting town we saw. Beautiful old restored homes reminiscent of Charleston, SC. Lots of history here. From New Bern the next day, we seriously began the run for home! But then we decided to stop overnight in Bryson City and look up some of our dearest friends. We saw them the next day, took a short peek at our old home in the mountains (empty, unlocked, and perhaps awaiting one of those Wall Street bail outs!) and then drove on home.

It was a great trip, but we are both thrilled to be home and feel we spent just about the right amount of time away from home.

If you're interested in seeing a few pictures of our trip, go to the link at the bottom of the blog and click on "More pics than you will ever want to see" and when Picasa loads, click on the album titled "Nov 2008 vacation."

Memory Lane

After moving to Dayton and enrolling at UD and getting a job at Delco Products in March of 1965, it didn't take long to succumb to the siren's song of a hot car! And White Allen Chevrolet had just the cure. It was a red 1964 Chevy Impala Super Sport, 327ci-300hp, 4-speed, with black interior. I have several memories of this car (one we won't even discuss), but my first memory of it was driving across the Main Street bridge in Dayton on a warm summer day, windows rolled down, and the Rolling Stones blaring "I Can't Get no Satisfaction". "Course I had glass packs on it, American mags, and redline tires which made it even "hotter"! This was at a time in my life that I could have gotten into trouble, but luckily, I dodged it a couple of times and kept going to school full-time and working full-time. What a car!

My third car was another case of young male car worship. I owned the '64 Chevy at the time but for some unknown reason I stopped at Tatone Buick in Fairborn and this red 1965 Buick Riviera was gleaming all alone on the showroom floor. I had to have it. I bought it after talking to my indulgent father who said he would drive the Chevy and if he didn't like it would sell it. What a partner in crime! We tend to forget all those things our parents do for us along the way.... Anyway, the sticker price was $3692.00 I picked it up the next day, stopped at the store, bought a big fat cigar, and drove to Aunt Hazel's house to show cousins Dave, Sue, and Roland! Youth can be embarrassing in retrospect. But it's done and I have the courage to share it.

A couple of years later, if I remember correctly, I sold the Riviera to my Uncle Floyd and bought a used 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado. Car number 4. This was a hunk! The only memory I have of it was with cousin Dave, and we pulled my old 25 ft Trojan cabin cruiser to Kentucky Lake on vacation. When we got there from Dayton, I checked the oil and there was nothing on the dipstick! Once again, luck averted a youthful disaster. We won't even talk about our week on the boat! It was purple as in this picture.

And then the monster of them all! A 1966 Chevy Corvette Sting Ray coupe, 4-speed. midnight blue, 427ci - 425hp, 4:11 rear end, side exhaust pipes, and Goodyear blue stripe tires. Today the car is worth about $110,000. But in conjunction with cousin Sue's husband, I sold it when I was drafted in 1969. I bought it from Frank Z Chevrolet in Dayton. They gave a 30-day warranty on it. On the 31st day, I was driving back from Lexington to Dayton on I-75 and decided to see how fast it would go. The last time I looked at the speedometer it registered 137 mph. It's a wonder I ever grew to be this old. To make a long story short, the engine threw a rod and when they asked me how fast I was going, I said, "Oh, about 70 or so...." They went halves with me, which I considered lucky, but probably ended up paying more than that. It was a great car, no A/C, but oh the sound of those side pipes! Dave and I took many trips in it to Canada, and through the South with the radio blaring and the summer breezes flowing. Lots of other things flowed, but again we were lucky. It was on one of those trips that we listened to Natalie Cole in a nightclub in Atlanta when she was just beginning her career. We misbehaved, but never so bad to get into real trouble. For those Corvette aficionados who note that my 1966 had a 1967 stinger hood on it, I did have that changed. The pic of the maroon Vette is just for a little more detail or quality. And the best picture of it here was just after I bumped into another car on an exit ramp in Winchester, Ky.

After the Army, I returned to my job at Delco and couldn't wait to get another Corvette! Bad judgement and carelessness. I bought about the first one I found from Walker Brothers -- it was a 1969 427ci-390hp, 4-speed, roadster with only the hardtop. But it had air conditioning which was unusual and an ugly blue interior. I had to keep an eye out on the weather before leaving the hardtop at home! Just ask my brother Stuart! I was hard on it and raced it on local club tracks one car at a time against the clock. Again, cousin Dave was a "partner in crime". It had a lot of nagging mechanical problems that eventually dictated I sell it. Not a smart purchase. But it did provide an interesting weekend one time. I beloged to the Greater Dayton Corvette Club and during one day of the time trials, everyone drove in convoy to Indianapolis. At the city limits, we had a police escort to the racetrack where we got to make one loop around the track! I don't mind saying that was a thrill. I believe this was the last year they allowed this -- probably about 1971 or 1972.

Years later, about 1994, I bought a black 1981 Corvette, (identical to this one) automatic, with T-tops and black leather interior from my brother-in-law. It only had about 45,000 miles and was in great shape! It was a great car, but was a constant source of irritation in familial relationships and thus was a victim of one of those highway coaches commonly referred to as a conversion van. :-)

Uncommon Encounters

About fifteen years ago, I met and visited several times with the WW II German General Rommel's driver during the North Africa campaign. He was extremely likable, a devil-may-care attitude, and very outgoing. He showed several photograph albums from the war and many with General Rommel in the picture! If I remember correctly, he was spending most of his time now on a houseboat on Lake Cumberland.

And speaking of photographs, here's a story you probably won't believe. Unfortunately, most of the details must be omitted about this encounter. The guy had a wife and two darling, cute young kids. The wife was a former model for one of the "men's magazines" and certainly looked the part -- very nice and personable. Rumor had it that he was a former bodyguard for one of the high profile publishers of that magazine. Rumor also had it that before that job, he was a "hit man" for the mob! I didn't pay too much attention to those rumors, until a few months later when another guy I knew said that it was true and he had actually seen the album of photos of the victims the guy kept. Supposedly, he had made some kind of deal with prosecutors in another case and was never prosecuted. That's about as generic as I can get without relating too many specifics....

And speaking of encounters with notable people, but certainly not related, a couple of years ago when Anne returned home from a visit to Philadelphia I picked her up at the airport in Asheville. It was a small plane on a connecting flight from Atlanta so there weren't many passengers. As Anne walked down the ramp I recognized the person walking next to her. It was Andie McDowell who lives in Asheville. Most people know her from her role in "Ground Hog Day" with Bill Murray and her modeling for one of the major cosmetic and shampoo companies. A beautiful woman, but I have to say Anne outshone her! Andie looked as if she had had a tiring trip so I declined asking her to star in a movie about something dear to my heart! But I have regretted it ever since!

Although not very exciting, but, to a 25-year-old, this was quite a heart-warming encounter. During my tour in Korea during the Vietnam war, I came home on leave and for some unknown reason, I was arriving in Dayton and waiting for someone to pick me up. So what does a 25-year-old G.I. do to kill time in an airport? I sat down at the bar and after ordering, noticed my stoolmate (?). It was Blair Thompson, general manager of what was then Delco Products and who was well-liked and respected by everyone; not one of those jerks that would follow (but that's another story). When drafted in 1969, I was a young, green supervisor there. 'Course he didn't know me from Adam, but seemed thrilled to meet one of his "crew" in uniform. He bought my drink, asked all kinds of questions, and kept insisting I call and come out to his home and visit while in town. The encounter was especially memorable because returning G.I.s weren't receiving heroes welcomes from the general populace at the time. Unfortunately, I never had the nerve (or good sense) to follow through. Upon my return after service, I would have done anything for that man and, to this day, I treasure that good man's conversation.

Years later, while in Purchasing, several of us were at the Tech Center in Warren one day and while having lunch, Rick Waggoner came in, went through the cafeteria line, and asked if he could join us. What do you say to the President of General Motors? :) I can tell you he did not have the "presence" you would expect, nor the interest in some of his fellow employees.

Memory Lane

When I think back about the money I've spent on cars since a young man, I'd rather not anyone knew.... But the memories they give me may have been worth it after all. This new "Memory Lane" will show a few pictures of those cars and maybe jog your memory for you own "special" cars. My first car was this 1957 Chevy Bel Air convertible. Mine was a lime green metallic with matching vinyl upholstery. I paid $795 for it in 1964. When you combine a 19-year old boy with a 1957 Chevy convertible, there are memories I will share with no one!

Life in Dixie

I understand why not many people do this blogging thing. After the first few postings, one begins to think "Who is interested in these mundane, boring posts? There is nothing to write about unless you are a fervent political junkie or have some other overwhelming passion". Well folks, that, for me, just leaves my wife and I know no one wants to read about my passion for her!

So this comes down to something like a vague, sporadic diary that will win no Pulitzer Prizes. So be it....

Anne and I like to cook with red bell peppers. They are so much sweeter than the green. So we like to find a good buy at a produce stand periodically and cut or dice them and freeze for use in soups or stir fry or what have you. They won't be crisp but that is not a problem. When they are usually priced between two and three dollars each, we just don't buy them. One day last week, we went for a drive to a place called Flat Top Mountain -- about 20 minutes from home. It would appear that half the produce in this country comes from there! We found our way to Wooden's Apple House where they were selling boxes of 40 huge red bell peppers for 20 cents a piece! Now we have enough red peppers to last for 2 or 3 years!

If you are a country music fan, you probably know the history of the Loveless Cafe in Nashville. We haven't been there but I found one of their cookbooks and made a peach cobbler last week with absolutely the best fresh peaches I have ever eaten! The cobbler was great. Like everyone else we are reveling in nature's bounty this summer - fresh vegetables, strawberries, peaches, watermelon, squash, and corn. We are waiting to get back home next month to make and freeze some applesauce. In the past , we have tried to use a combination of Granny Smith, Jonagold, or Mutsu apples. I think we thought that it would be a little more interesting to use two different kinds, but now we wonder about just using Granny Smith. Anyone have a comment?

Andria and granddaughter Katy were here last month. They are having a lot of remodeling done and both needed to escape the chaos and come visit Grandma! We had a great time and you can see pictures on Andria's Picasa site (follow the link at the end of this blog). Grandpa taught Katy how to "cluck" and by all accounts, she is still clucking away! Katy is now 10 months old. We will visit them the end of this month and maybe take an extended trip through Upstate New York and Toronto.

I have abandoned all interest in the current political circus. I know for whom I will vote and the constant hysteria and rhetoric is embarrassing for our country. Unfortunately we never really "know" a candidate -- we vote as if in a beauty pageant and stridently expound upon the virtues of one because we choose to believe that person will be the one we want. Most often we are wrong or greatly disappointed. We have biases that one party's platform represents small government, or enhanced social reforms, or has a history that we think is good. Those opinions as to the differences in the parties have been eroded over the years to where there really isn't too much difference between the two. It's all in the eye of the beholder. We see what we want to.

Our prayer list seems to constantly grow longer. We hold our friends and family close to our hearts and send our love to all. I miss those younger days when we were all healthy and happy and always anxious to visit with one another.

The Book Corner (9/11/08)

Anyone who enjoys reading about the history of the Revolutionary War, The War Between the States, WW I, and WW II is probably familiar with Jeff Shaara and Allen Eckart. Sharra's books are historical novels that provide the events in novel form by following 3 or 4 individuals through the wars. Pardon my trite expression, but he brings history to life in a readable and enjoyable form. Allen Eckart has written a series of books about American history and the "winning" of this country from Native Americans. His books are 99% factual. History is not always "pretty" and his books give what I think is a "fair and balanced" account. The books begin in New York and gradually work their way west to the "winning" of Illinois and the Black Hawk Wars. There are about seven of these books and I reread them almost every three or four years.

A Hodgepodge of Triviality

We checked out the local museum last week -- the Hunter. I must admit I am not much of a fan of "art." And this visit certainly reinforced that opinion, but if you like art, by all means, have at it! The work of the glass sculptor, William Morris, is currently on display which Anne appreciated (boring!) and the rest are paintings.... But it was free on the first Sunday of the month. Not high on the list.

Pardon this short rant. Did I hear correctly a couple of weeks ago that Nancy Pelosi led her pack of liberal idiots in voting down any offshore drilling to eventually allow the U.S. to produce some of its own oil? And her reason was that she "was going to save the planet" instead? Now, I've voted Republican all my life EXCEPT for the last presidential election. Now what do we do when our choices are between Obama and McCain? Neither one of these men have a clue as to what the American public wants. I don't care about black, white, female, or male. I care about someone with some experience (rules out Obama) and dignity (rules out McCain via his assinine ads, and his "My friends...." ) and integrity (rules out both of them). For the first time in my life I refuse to vote for either one. I'll vote for the Independent, Bob Barr, and I'm not politickin' for him either. I am speechless that this is the best we can do. Well, I guess not quite speechless.

On a much lighter note, we finally tried the Silver King sweet corn. Excellent, but not really any better than the Silver Queen or the Peaches and Cream. Two separate purchases yielded some quite "wormy" ears and small kernels. Sweet though.

Have you ever heard of a madstone? For those who haven't, this won't be particularly interesting, but for those who have, read on.... I have a madstone that my mother, Blanche, gave me along with the following note.

Written by Blanche H. Landrum 2-27-97

This madstone was in a small tin box that O.J. Landrum received in his possession after his father, Albert Sydney Landrum, passed away. I, Blanche, remember Mr. Sydney Landrum telling me that this madstone belonged to his "Ma", being Maletha Jane Hagins Landrum, wife of Reuben Samuel Landrum.

As I remember, I think he said a pan of "sweet" milk was placed on the stove and the madstone was placed in that, and after the milk came to a boil it was removed and – I guess cooled some – then placed on the wound and left for a while to draw out the poison.

I have always heard these stones were formed in the stomach of deer and were very rare. Occasionally, one could or would be found in the forest or woods and now are very valuable. B.H.L.

And another reference....

This info is from Kentucky Explorer, Vol. II, no. 1. 5-1996 by Gordon Wilson, dated 1957, Copied by B. H. L. 2-1997….

"A hard substance often forms in the stomachs of deer and cattle. This is popularly known as a "madstone." If it is applied to the place where a person has been bitten by a snake or mad dog, it will cling until every particle of the poison is removed from the wound. The stone then is cleaned by soaking it in sweet milk. I never saw such a stone, but I have heard about several. I wish I had been present when one was in use."

And yet another article from someone on ancestry.com....

Use of the madstone was a widely practiced procedure traced back to at least the 1700's in America and Europe. The madstone is a stony concretion(as a hairball) taken from the stomach of a deer. They have been described as round or oval in shape with a porous surface texture measuring about 3 to 4 inches in size and very light weight. They have a brownish-green color with a highly polished surface. The purpose of the madstone was to cure rabies, hence the name.

The madstone is an object that has several grades of curative power. All stones are not created equal. A stone from a brown deer will work in a bind if another cannot be found. A better grade of madstone comes from a white or spotted deer. The very best madstone comes from an albino or "witch deer" that is pure white with pink eyes. It not only cures rabies, but also rattlesnake and spider bites.

There is a very strict set of rules associated with the use and care of a madstone. First, it can never be bought or sold. It must never be changed in shape. The patient must go to the person with the madstone; the madstone must never be brought to the patient. There can never be a charge for the use of a madstone. The stone was usually passed down from father to son. Anyone who owns a madstone can use the stone as long as they follow a strict set of procedures.

The procedure for curing the infected patient is as follows. When the person with the bite arrives at the place where the stone is kept, the stone is boiled in sweet milk (regular milk to the younger generations). The milk neutralizes the poison from the bite. The stone must be boiled in the milk until the milk turns green. That is how you can tell when all the rabies is out of the stone.

After boiling the stone in milk, it is applied directly to the wound. The wound must be bleeding. If it is no longer bleeding, it must be scraped until it is bleeding. The madstone will stick to the wound if there is rabies infection in the wound. It does not need to be tied. When the stone falls off the wound. it is boiled again in milk to remove the poison from the stone. The stone is then reapplied to the wound. If it sticks, there is still rabies in the wound. When the stone fails to stick to the wound, the rabies poison is all gone and the patient will not get rabies.

Have you ever wondered where the term "dog days of summer" came from? They were originally called the "mad dog days". These are the hot summer days of August and September when rabies infection among dogs and animals was at it's highest.

The author further states, "As for me, if I was bitten by an animal with rabies, the only way they would ever stick a madstone on me was if I was laying on the hospital emergency room table getting shots in the stomach. I am sure that a lot of the curative powers of the madstone had to do with the belief in the stone, if it had any at all."

And now you know the rest of the story....

If you're looking for a little adventure, take a look at this little trail in Spain built around 1901.

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1438490562

Granddaughter Katy in Philadelphia is doing just great! If you want to take a peek, see the link at the bottom. Andria and Michael are expecting another precious bundle in February!

Where's my coffee?!

And load up on the cream!

All is well. We must thank God every day for life's blessings and bounties.

Hot Time, Summer in the City!

For those masochistic souls who insist on beating their brows over this belabored discourse, here is more drivel to ponder. Not very much! Just a little pondering....

Both Anne and I recently passed another milestone in our journey. She received a chair for hers and I, one of those new GPS devices. It works wonderfully well, a Garmin nuvi 250w.

Granddaughter Katy is now UP and ABOUT. She has mastered crawling to the point where she apparently reminds her mother of that cartoon figure, the Roadrunner! And she pulls herself up and will take several steps with a little help from Momma. Philadelphia is just too far away.

We continue to be enamored of Chattanooga. At my birthday dinner out, the waitress brought us an ice cream sundae with a little candle on it. I had made it clear -- none of that singing stuff! But when people nearby saw it the whole place began singing, several offering best wishes. Our grocery offers $25 gift cards for gasoline. When you collect seven coupons by spending a certain amount or buying certain things, they give you a prepaid debit card for gas. the coupon redemption date happened to be a few days after the day we did our grocerying. We were one coupon short. At the deli we wanted 1/2 pound of pastrami -- if we bought TWO pounds we could get that last coupon. But we had no need for two pounds of deli meat. We had mentioned to the clerk that we were trying to get that last coupon. Not a big deal so we forgot it. Twenty minutes later on the other side of the store, here comes that clerk to give us one of HER coupons! It seems people have, or take, the time to be warm and friendly. The folks at the marina are a close-knit family and keep an eye out for each other, even keeping us supplied in fresh frozen crappie, trout, and catfish.

Speaking of catfish, have you seen one of those TV shows about "noodling"? Whoa, not for me! You crawl along the muddy banks of a lake or river searching for big holes underneath the surface. When you find one, you go underwater and stick your hands back in the hole, hoping that a big catfish will chomp down on your hand so you can grab it by the mouth and drag it out! Once you get it out of the hole, you wrestle it to the surface, usually two people, and to the bank! Now don't that sound like fun? Often the catfish will weigh 30 to 60 pounds! Well just sign me right up!

And speaking of other "can't do without info", take a look at this. Anne and I are going to try this soon! Thanks Jimmy J for sharing.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/07/24/how-to-peel-hard-boiled-eggs-without-peeling.aspx?source=nl

Our recent outing to Dayton, TN, for the Scopes trial "reenactment" was quite a disappointment. It seems, after twenty years, that most of the local townfolk have tired of putting it on, so this year, it was just a 90-minute dissertation by a talented guy who goes around the country impersonating U.S. Grant, Napoleon, Churchill and, in this case, William Jennings Bryan. I'll bet his calendar is full, you think? He did do an admirable job, but it was not what we went for. One of those summer festivals that all towns feel obligated to have. But this one is slowly but surely coming to an end.

If you are reading this trivial bit of drivel, drop me a short note and let me know that someone out there gets an occasional chuckle from it. Otherwise, I am going to have to raise my rates for those who do visit often....

Hasta la vista and dos passos to all!

Chattanooga, The Crossroads of Dixie

Just in case anyone is contemplating a visit or vacation to The Scenic City, here is a list of websites of interesting things to see and do.

Battles for Chattanooga Electric Map & Museum

The Real Chattanooga Choo Choo

The Restored Tivoli Theatre

Chattanooga Tours

Chattanooga and Chickamauga National Military Park

Creative Discovery Museum

George Dickel Whiskey Distillery

Hunter Museum of American Art

Jack Daniels Whiskey Distillery

Point Park on Lookout Mountain

Ruby Falls

See Rock City

Southern Belle Dixieland Dinner Cruise

Tennessee Aquarium and IMAX theatre

Tennessee River Gorge Explorer

Tennessee Aquarium Visitor Info

Chattanooga WW II Ducks

Explore Chattanooga

The Chattanooga Farmers' Market

Chattanooga's Coolidge Park Carousel

Lookout Mountain

The Book Corner

For fans of The War Between The States, one of the best books I have read is Jay Winik's "April 1865". He makes a great case for that month being the most determining, decisive, and critical in our country's history. He does a wonderful job of bringing life, and passion, and personality to Lee, Grant, and Lincoln. It's a great book!

For something different, "Forever", by Pete Hamill, is the story of a young Irish boy growing up in the early 1700's, who fate leads to Manhattan. There, as a result of a good deed, he is given eternal life (?) by a shaman as long as he stays in Manhattan. He will die if he ever leaves. It gives us short vignettes of the history of Ireland, but especially Manhattan until 2001. One of those books you hate to see end.

And yet another catch-up

Now it's the middle of July and boy howdy is it hot here -- 90 to 95 every day. Not a complaint, just a remark.

I have to confess that my idea of maintaining a blog is running out of steam a little. I envisioned it as cutting edge repartee and lots of back and forth dialog with the editors of The New Yorker, TIme, GQ, and Vanity Fair. Well, that isn't exactly happening.... So, I am abandoning my original purpose and will simply update life in the Crossroads of Dixie! I have never been much of a fan of those Christmas letters -- one has to be very careful in how they are written. So if I descend into that sort of journalism, will someone please drop me a hint? And hopefully I can avoid this being a diary, but on the other hand, I suspect there aren't enough people reading this that it matters one way or the other!

We had our Haddix Family reunion here the weekend of June 28th. I think we all had a grand time. And I think we ate well. The weather was warm but pleasant. It was so very good to spend more than a couple of hours with family you grew up with. Uncle Joe, Tony, and Jack went to the Chickamauga Battlefield and Lookout Mountain. The next day, Tony and Phyllis, Uncle Bert and Helen and Anne and I went to Lookout Mtn and some rode the Incline Railway and we took a short tour of Rock City and some of the beautiful homes up there. Monday, Uncle Bert and Helen and Anne and I went to the aquarium -- whew, what a day! Then they drove back home that afternoon. Three days later, Erika and Prasanna and our friend and neighbor, Greg and his friend, Diane, came for the weekend. We saw more fireworks than I have ever seen in my entire life! Spent a lot of time on the boat -- even at night while watching fireworks. A great weekend also. As soon as they left Sunday morning, both of us raced back to bed for the afternoon!

The week before the Haddix Reunion Andria, Michael, and Katy were here! I know everyone says it, but what a precious little bundle -- see Andria's Picasa site link elsewhere in this blog and check regularly if you like. We toured Chattanooga. including the North Shore and Coolidge Park -- Katy even got to ride on the carousel there. We also trekked up Lookout Mountain. Katy did not like the boat ride so we cut that very short!

Tomorrow, 7/19, we are going to Dayton, TN, to see a reenactment of the Scopes Trial that occurred there in the summer of 1925. Every year, local law students and a couple of reenactors recreate a shortened version of the trial word-for-word in the courtroom of the original courthouse. William Jennings Bryan and Clarence Darrow were the opposing attorneys. As part of the "festival" weekend, there are two musicians who were featured in the movie, "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" And hopefully lots of junk food! I'm due for an infusion of junk food!

Speaking of food, I think most of us grew up on white Silver Queen corn? And now I think the new Peaches and Cream, or bi-color, is better. BUT, a local produce guy swears by the newest Silver King! 'Says we will never eat anything else! It's due in about another week. We'll see,,,,

Just a reminder to everyone -- we are twenty minutes off I-75 at Exit 4, just north of the Chattanooga exit. If you are passing through, we would be thrilled if you spent some time with us or just call and we will meet you for lunch or dinner if you're in a hurry!

The Never-Ending Catch-up

This post was written obviously in May but never "posted' so it is a little outdated.

It's the first of May already. Since the last post, we have lost our dear cousin Dave Gross. He was the best. He showed courage beyond my comprehension and fought the good fight as well as anyone I have ever known.

Other than his loss, everything has been relatively calm. I had a cold for six weeks, the flu for a month, followed by a current bout of labrinthitis. It's bad stuff and can literally knock you down in a second. 'Not too much to be done except bear it for a few more weeks.

We are currently in the midst of planning a Haddix Reunion the last week of June here in Chattanooga and hope everyone can come.

Boy, the size of the mosquitos here! Two came on the porch the other night and before I knew it dragged me down the stairs into the backyard and stole my billfold! 'Fooled them though -- I only had seven dollars!

A rant on the loose!

OK, folks, this rant is probably VERY politically incorrect, but after reading about trash in Naples, my fuse was lit. Will someone explain to me the reason(s) for the following?

Why, after thousands of years of different civilizations, i.e., China, India, Mexico, all the Latin countries for that matter, all the African countries, all the Middle East countries, Russia, and on and on, is it that it SEEMS to me that only America, England, Australia, Canada, and POSSIBLY France, Germany, Switzerland, have what I consider to be a modern civilization? Naples, Italy, just ran out of a place to put their trash so they haven't picked up any since DECEMBER?? People literally wade through garbage on the sidewalks, water supply is probably contaminated.Can you imagine 5 months of garbage piled up in our city streets? I know an older couple who grew up in Naples during WWII, moved here shortly after, and go "back home" every year. But about fifteen years ago they had to quit their yearly trips because it was too unsafe to go too NAPLES ITALY! Now, their relatives come here for visits.

With the head start other countries had on America, why has America become the most modern, NOT without its serious problems, prosperous country on earth? You think its bad here? Move to any country in Africa, live in a bamboo/cardboard hut in China or Korea, become a member of the nomadic camel herders in Africa, or be a farmer in Russia and have your life depend upon those potatoes growing in the yard. Why have English-speaking countries been so comparatively successful? I truly don't understand it. Is it because we have so many natural resources? Is it because our particular civilization is so young and hasn't had the time to collapse inward? Now, before the apologists rant at me -- there are always exceptions. Not having been there, I suspect Buenos Aires, Madrid, Rome, and a handful of others that escape me right now, are great modern cities. But leave those cities and go to the country and you will find many people living as they did a hundred years ago. Is it because of some mysterious "work ethic" imbued in English-speaking peoples. I doubt it. Is it because we are somewhat "isolated" physically from other countries? Probably not. Is it because we are a paragon of democracy? Is it because we are a Christian nation, but keep government separate? Is it because we are such an innovative country and if so, why are we the most innovative?

Anyone who has traveled will tell of all the things they missed while touring other countries and what they just take for granted. I don't mean to sound provincial; I am honestly looking for rational reasons. So, if you have an opinion, please weigh in and share with everyone.

Nooks and Crannies

Last Monday, Feb 25th, was a beautiful, warm day to ferret out some more nooks and crannies. We got an early start (yes, I was up early) and headed northwest on I-24 toward Nashville. Our destination was the University of the South, also known as Sewanee University in Sewanee, Tn., and to also pay a visit to Jack Daniels. Sewanee is an Episcopalian university established in 1857 by Gen. Leonidas K. Polk and others. For years prior to that, families in the South sent their sons north to receive an education -- there weren't any significant universities in the South. The trouble was their boys "came home filled with all sorts of Yankee ideas"! Gen. Polk and friends donated 10,000 acres (now 13,000 - mostly forest) atop the Cumberland Plateau and began to build their university out of the native sandstone and in the fashion of the old English schools such as Oxford University in England. According to a clerk we conversed with, the enrollment now is around 1,500 students. Anne and I were both simply stunned when we got there and drove around. First of all, it sits high atop a mountain in the middle of nowhere. The buildings are all in the Gothic style with spires rising everywhere. Magnificent! As we drove around between classes we noticed that probably half the boys wore sport coats and ties and about the same amount of girls wearing skirts and dresses. Tradition according to our conversation at the book store. And there were a few of both sexes wearing lightweight black gowns over their clothing. Again, according to our source, tradition, those students with outstanding grades belong to The Order of the Gownsmen and are expected to wear their gowns to class. We saw a lot of happy, smiling students. All Saints Church is undoubtedly the most architecturally significant building on campus.

We were told we could just walk in and look around. Stunning! (For more pictures of the interior, see them posted on our Picasa site.) The stained glass windows and pipe organ just rendered us speechless. Such friendly people and one took us to see the small chapel inside. The beauty here today was just overwhelming. Everyone we talked to was so friendly, kind, helpful, and proud of their school and its history. See more at http://www.sewanee.edu/.

We left about noon hoping to dine at Miss Mary Bobo's in Lynchburg at 1:00 pm, the only seating that day. Miss Mary ran a boarding house in Lynchburg for years that was a favorite of Jack Daniel. (She holds the distinction of being the oldest woman to ever appear in the pages of Playboy magazine. She was ninety-nine years old and appeared in a Jack Daniels advertisement urging people to send her birthday wishes.) It soon became apparent we would not be there in time however. We ended up eating at the only open restaurant in town -- the Bar-B-Que Caboose Cafe! Oh boy, Anne's favorite! :) But it really was good food. The switch from an Episcopalian university to a whiskey distillery was a little jarring, but we had always seen a lot of advertising about visiting "Jack" in Lynchburg. Lynchburg is a small town -- maybe a few hundred people. Having toured distilleries of Wild Turkey, Buffalo Trace, and Woodford Reserve last summer in Kentucky, we had an idea of what we would see. The major difference being Jack and his charcoal filtering. Anne and Jack standing in front of "THE cave" that provides all of the water for the distillery. Tours are free and we had a guide with a truly dry, but great sense of humor. (Again, there are more pictures on our Picasa site.) For lots more interesting and historical info, visit their website, http://www.jackdaniels.com/.

Along the way, in a small town named Cowan, we saw one of the last remaining houses bought from Sears and Roebuck in the early 1900's and still doing pleasant duty as a private residence.

Stay tuned for more nooks and crannies!

The Inevitable Rant

I suppose anyone who writes a blog cannot avoid touching upon politics. And so it goes....

It seems this year our choices for president are poor, poorer, and poorest. As someone who always thought he believed in the Republican party, John McCain just doesn't do it for me. NOR does the majority of ALL the congressional office holders. They just don't get it. So, knowing that all those people will be searching out my opinion so they know the mood of the country, here are the qualifications or attributes needed to get my vote, in no particular order. Unfortunately, every election, we tend to think the next president will do all the things promised and set the country aright. It never happens. The President must have a Congress who will work together and that NEVER happens. The list below can only come about with both branches of government working together.

Cancel our participation in NAFTA. It is not equal to all countries. Cancel it NOW. Job creation.

Allow drilling for oil in ANWAR. No one wants to do that but it is a tragic necessity. Job creation.

Cancel the NAFTA highway begun in Texas and, in theory, to extend to Canada.

Pardon the two border patrol policemen NOW and give them back their jobs with back pay.

Allow stem cell research on a reasonable basis beyond what ole "W" favors.

Cancel current trade agreements with China and other countries and renegotiate. New agreements must be equal to all concerned. If Japan imposes taxes upon American automobile manufacturers to sell autos in Japan, then we do the same in return. An eye for an eye. A level field of competition. Anyone who thinks Toyota, Nissan, Honda and all the others are now American carmakers are badly fooled. The Japanese government has subsidized their auto makers and others for decades, unlike here in America where the government has nothing but taxes for our manufacturers. Wake up people. Buy American while we can. Job creation.

Overseas importers must insure, not ensure, incoming shipments. ALL shipments must be inspected by American companies responsible only to our government and paid for by the importers. An organization similar in nature to the Coast Guard. Violations must result in swift, and significant fines along with rejection of the shipments. No nonsense, no second chance, no compromising.

Withdraw our troops from Iraq and Afghanistan within 18 months, period. Cease being the policemen for the world. What makes us think we can correct all the world's ills and impose democracy upon nations that have been warring and slaughtering each other since time began? Politicians and pollyannas will scream "Isolationism" -- the world is too small. No it isn't -- we just want to participate on OUR terms. It continually amazes me how politicians campaign upon promises of "listening to their constituents" and "I am with you" and "I will be your voice", but once in office, their attitude is "Well, we know best", or "Trust us" or "You elected me -- I will do what I prefer" -- NO, do what you promised and do what the country wants. "Of course I will still love you in the morning" has no more appropriate application than to our elected representatives. Obviously, there are always exceptions to anything.

Enforce immigration laws already on the books. Establish new immigration policy -- put some Congressmen to work instead of worrying whether Roger Clemens took steroids and HGH. Build the friggin' fence, station our troops from overseas along the border (some will say the Constitutuion prevents that and I say then change the Constitution.) Fine employers heavily for hiring illegal immigrants. EVERYONE must pay taxes, Social Security, be covered by health insurance, and learn to speak English acceptably with one year. "You take a test, you pay the costs, you speak our language, you pay taxes like everyone else. And then you pass a test. Deporting 12 million illegal immigrants is unrealistic, but making them legal immigrants is possible.

Quit arguing over gun control. The right to bear arms is expressly granted in the Constitution. As a matter of fact, encourage "carry" laws with training and proper certification.

Eliminate foreign aid. Use the money and that from the end of the Iraqi war to establish an organization, similar to the old Civilian Conservation Corps, to rebuild our infrastructure Job creation.

Establish tax incentives to ensure companies manufacture in the United States. Job creation.

Establish universal health care. I have no idea how.

Pursue the idea of establishing a federal sales tax and eliminating the annual income tax and the IRS.

Establish "supertaxes" on companies with windfall profits such as health care, oil industry, and pharmaceuticals.

Stand up to the vocal minorities and quit being afraid of offending every single little group of cry babies. We will NEVER be able to satisfy every little sect.

And lastly, we need a president who can pronounce "nuclear"!

Oh, and one last thing -- replace Nancy Pelosi -- the most strident, rabble-rousing, divisive figure in Congress.

So there you have it. Does that make me a Democrat or a Republican? It doesn't matter.... I'll bet it makes me an American.

I solicit and welcome your opinions.

Nooks and Crannies

As opportunities arise, we will share some small "nook or cranny" that we have discovered along the way. The search is as much fun as the actual enjoyment of the nook or cranny! I suspect most will have a historical flavor. Some aren't exactly a nook or cranny, nor unknown....

In November, 2007, when we went to Philadelphia to see our new granddaughter, Kathryn Rose Kaskey, (visit here for lots of pictures) http://picasaweb.google.com/Andria2222

It didn't take her long to become UK's youngest and most precious fan!

We meandered our way back to Chattanooga, with a visit to Gettysburg where we sat at Little Round Top and visited all the sites of that terrible battle and drove the length of the Skyline Drive and visited Lexington, Virginia.Skyline Drive had some very scenic vistas and lots of deer, but having spent almost ten years in the Smoky Mountains of North Carolina we weren't too impressed. My dearest friend, Larry Collins, who died in an ultralight aircraft crash in 1998, always told me I had to make that drive. It was one of his favorite trips that he made annually in the fall and I had always promised him someday I would do it.

After coming down the mountain, it was early evening and we decided to check out Lexington, founded in 1777. Goodness, were we surprised! It's a very small, old town that is steeped in history. Virginia Military Institute (VMI) is here








as is Washington and Lee Universityfounded in 1749. We had time for a tour of Gen. Thomas J. "Stonewall"Jackson's home, and quickly decided to spend the night and explore more the next day. We saw the home of Gen. Robert E. Lee when he was president of the university after The War and where he died and is buried. It is a very interesting town filled with authentic shops and things to see and do.