Saturday, January 31, 2009

Another Memory Lane stroll

My very first memory of being in the Army was "GET UP OFF MY GAWDDAMNED GROUND, TROOP!"

I was drafted and inducted on 30 January 1969 at Fort Knox, Ky. The Vietnam war was still in full swing. I had debated about joining the Navy (4 years) figuring I wouldn't end up in the jungles of 'Nam at least. But at the last minute I decided the two year stint in the Army was worth the chance of being sent to Nam. My father was pretty taciturn, but loving, and I shall never forget when he took me to Winchester to catch the bus for Ft. Knox. That was the biggest and longest hug that we ever shared. I had been employed by GM in Dayton for four years.

Basic training is pretty much how you see it in the movies. Strict regimen, bullying, physically and mentally demanding, and lonely, but slowly it builds your self-confidence, your reliance upon others, your devotion to a cause, and finally a certain amount of pride in your ability to be a valuable member of a team. Our drill instructor (D.I.) seemed to be about five feet tall but I'm sure he was probably 5'5" or so. An onery little P____! He loved to get in the face of the big guys. The day after we arrived, we were running laps around the company and I ran until I COULD NOT run any more. I fell out and down and that's when I heard the above encouragement! And I was immediately up and off again -- son of a gun, I COULD still run some more! But we quickly learned to hate that little SOB! After a couple of weeks, whenever we went to the mess hall or to an "event" we had to carry someone our size piggy-back. And there WAS a guy my size! We came to be pretty close friends! He and I were appointed squad leaders (big) and were supposed to set examples so it put even more pressure on us. There was LOTS of running (Heartbreak Hill -- singing cadence while running is a real thrill -- makes you run a little straighter, hold your head a little higher, makes the blisters not hurt so bad, and makes you not want to quit after a while! Everyone should know that feeling), Lots of obstacle courses (some at night crawling through the mud under barbed wire with machine guns constantly chattering out their tracer rounds right above your head), rifle marksmanship, live grenade throwing, hand-to-hand combat (the pugil sticks were just MADE for the big guys!), how to use the bayonet and the garotte, climbing those rope nettings and towers, and others I don't remember. By the end of that eight weeks we felt like we were really soldiers (little did we know). And you know what? We LOVED that SOB drill instructor! I doubt there wasn't one person in our company who wouldn't do ANYTHING for that man. It was truly an amazing process. And he knew it and we suspected he felt the same way about us. That camaraderie was never to be duplicated again in my life. There is nothing like being in a military parade with bands blaring and family and friends watching to stir that patriotic fervor!

Unlike so many thousands of young men who were then sent to Vietnam to face death every day in the jungle, I was temporarily assigned to the brigade mail room. After three months of easy duty delivering mail on the post, the inevitable orders came sending me to Vietnam. I came home to Lexington on leave. I rode the bus and when I got to the depot in Lexington, I didn't have a DIME to call my parents to come and get me, so I had to walk from downtown about seven miles to home. I guess I was a pretty sad sight because of all the weight I had lost and the limp from a sprained ankle, and my uniform hanging loosely, because my mother cried and held me. I was twenty-three years old. We faced the inevitably of my going to Nam. But by some miracle, while I was home I received orders changing my assignment to Korea! One of the happiest days of my life. I have always suspected that my sergeant in the mail room, Hal Waldron, got the orders changed and perhaps some day I will find out.

The flight to Korea was filled with G.I.s and we had layovers in Anchorage and overnight in Tokyo before arriving in Seoul. There we boarded buses for 2nd Infantry Division HQ, Camp Howze on the DMZ. The bus ride was a shock. The entire countryside smelled like an outhouse. You tried to hold your breath but it didn't work. The stench was due to their practice of fertilizing their fields with human waste. It made you gag. Again, luck was with me because I was assigned to division HQ in personnel -- 2nd Admin Company. I think I made Sergeant (SP5) in the minimum 19 months. Life settled into a routine and there were no big complaints. I handled personnel records for a dozen or so companies, including promotions, and got along well. One of "my" companies was the MPs and I developed a relationship with the sergeants there that allowed me some liberties I would otherwise not have enjoyed.... We lived in quonset huts with fuel oil stoves and about 12 GIs to each. There was no running water so we had to trudge to the nearest latrine for necessities and showering and shaving. The coldest I remember it getting was 50 degrees below zero and there usually wasn't hot water. But we were all "in the same boat" and friendships were made easily. After a few weeks, we got used to the smell and didn't notice it. Our weekends were free and we visited Seoul often. There was a certain amount of rowdiness and Mary Jane was popular but there was no drug problem at all.

As with most things in Korea, the hundreds of buses were rather small. Whenever my buddy and I went to Seoul we rode the buses and they had ceiling vents with those little square crank-open covers. We would stand in the aisle and stick our heads up through those vents so they would be outside the bus! The Koreans thought that was uproariously funny - always provoked laughs and good will.

Mail from home was cherished. Cousin Phyllis Ann wrote often and I hope she knows how I enjoyed and appreciated her letters. Cameras were fairly cheap and everyone took tons of pictures. We bought fancy stereo equipment and I bought a 12 place setting of Noritake china that we still use today (but that is another story!). Mid-tour, I came home on leave and experienced the coldness of strangers toward GIs. I always suspected that people were ashamed of our involvement in Vietnam and GIs just reminded them of their antipathy toward the war. It hurt and angered GIs and we developed a kind of contempt for those who ignored us, or worse. But in the long run, I suspect it put a chip on our shoulders, or worse. We became very defensive about our time in the service. And that can still today border, with some, upon being belligerent or rebellious. Through no fault of our own, we weren't treated as "returning heroes" like all the other GIs in every other conflict. But enough....

Although we were on the DMZ, there was very little "excitement". Frequently, we were on alert because North Korean infiltrators had sneaked across, but there was no real threat where I was stationed. If you have an interest, see the Picasa link at the bottom of this blog for pics from Korea. Relationships were close and arguments very rare.

I extended my duty tour by two months in order to get an "early out" upon returning to the States. So I spent a total of twenty-one months in the Army. I was discharged on October 10, 1970. I had it easy. Not like the GIs in Vietnam.

The most shocking and memorable thing that happened to me in Korea happened one night when I was preparing to pull guard duty and stopped in the little Korean snack bar. Long story, but.... There stood Anne with her husband whom I saw every day with no idea who his wife was. She was pregnant and had been working and living on base in Seoul and was returning home the next day to Michigan! I hadn't seen an American girl in 6 months! And there she was halfway around the world on the DMZ married to a fellow GI! We exchanged a brief conversation and she was gone. And thus began my years of discontent. They lasted twenty-eight years.

Monday, January 26, 2009

A poet for the ages....




"Under a spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.

His hair is crisp, and black, and long,
His face is like the tan;
His brow is wet with honest sweat,
He earns whate'er he can,
And looks the whole world in the face,
For he owes not any man."

OR

"Fair was she to behold, that maiden of seventeen summers.
Black were her eyes as the berry that grows on the thorn by the wayside,
Black, yet how softly they gleamed beneath the brown shade of her tresses!
Sweet was her breath as the breath of kine that feed in the meadows.
When in the harvest heat she bore to the reapers at noontide
Flagons of home-brewed ale, ah! fair in sooth was the maiden,
Fairer was she when, on Sunday morn, while the bell from its turret
Sprinkled with holy sounds the air, as the priest with his hyssop
Sprinkles the congregation, and scatters blessings upon them,
Down the long street she passed, with her chaplet of beads and her missal,
Wearing her Norman cap and her kirtle of blue, and the ear-rings,
Brought in the olden time from France, and since, as an heirloom,
Handed down from mother to child, through long generations.
But a celestial brightness -- a more ethereal beauty --
Shone on her face and encircled her form , when, after confession,
Homeward serenely she walked with God's benediction upon her.
When she had passed, it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music."

If you have never read that story, I recommend it highly, just use this link: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/evangeline-a-tale-of-acadie/ . Better still, print it and read it to someone for a Valentine's Day evening.

OR

"Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year."

OR


"By the shores of Gitchie Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis,
Daughter of the Moon, Nokomis.
Dark behind it rose the forest,
Rose the black and gloomy pine-trees,
Rose the firs with cones upon them;
Bright before it beat the water,
Beat the clear and sunny water,
Beat the shining Big-Sea-Water."

And many others....

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Favorite Movies, Actors

Movies:
Forrest Gump, starring Tom Hanks
The Abyss -- undersea suspense, starring Ed Harris
The Secret Life of Noah Dearborn -- heartwarming tale, starring Sidney Poitier
Mister Tom -- heartwarming tale
August Rush -- heartwarming tale
Mrs. Brown -- Love story - Queen Victoria, starring Dame Judi Dench
Roman Holiday, starring Audrey Hepburn
True Lies, starring Arnoldswar.....
A Few Good Men, starring Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore
National Treasure: Book of Secrets, starring Nicholas Cage and Ed Harris
Ghost, starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze
The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise

Actors:
Tom Hanks
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Maggie Smith
Bruce Willis
Ed Harris
Jack Nicholson
Jodie Foster
Will Smith
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery

Authors:
Allan W. Eckert
Sharon Kay Penman
Colleen McCullough
John Grisham
Dan Brown
Pat Conroy
James Michener
Jeff Shaara
Ken Follett
Robert Ludlum
James Alexander Thom
John Fox (Kentucky)
Jesse Stuart (Kentucky)
Tom Clancy
Nigel Tranter (Scottish history)
Leon Uris
Jeffrey Archer
Herman Wouk
David Baldacci

"Return with us now to those thrilling days of John D. Rockefeller"

The other day there was someone on CNN from one of those Washington think tanks talking about the past year's spike in gas prices. I don't remember his name. But he was saying that during the last two quarters of 2007 and the first two quarters of 2008, crude oil supply was UP and demand was DOWN, which should have lowered the price of gas, WHICH we all know did not happen. His explanation was simple. Middle men, read investment bankers like the crooks going down on Wall Street right now, and that began with ENRON, were buying up crude oil and gas supplies (present and future)and artificially raising the gasoline prices, thus increasing their income. This reeks of the days of yesteryear when the Rockefellers and Standard Oil did practically the same, creating monopolies that eventually were broken up but not before fortunes were made for a priveleged few.

Have you read Lee Iacocca's new book? I haven't yet either, but excerpts ensure that I will.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Memories


The summer after my high school graduation I worked on a towboat (the SS Chippewa) (but I never found out why they call it a towboat instead of a pushboat), catching it in Louisville and going to Pittsburgh on the Ohio River, then all the way back down the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers to New Orleans, then back up to Chicago and made three runs between Chicago and St. Louis. It was a real adventure for an 18 year old boy. As a deckhand, we worked every other 6 hours, seven days a week. For every day we worked we were paid 1 1/2 days wages, so I worked for 3 months and got paid for 4 1/2. It was hard, hot,and sometimes dangerous work.Once when we were in Chicago, another barge was unloading nearby and reforming its string of barges when a cable broke and decapitated the deckhand. We had a small closet we shared between two of us and it was so hot and noisy, I would go out to the front of the barges with a pillow and sleep on the top of the barge -- very quiet, but still hot. The towing company, L.C. Jones Towing out of New Orleans, was composed of mostly Cajun guys and did we eat well! It was my introduction to Cajun food and I love it to this day. One memory was of a night when the fog was like a wall and the captain finally pulled into the bank to tie up until daybreak. He nosed the head of the tow into the bank and we put a ladder down into the muddy, murky water and I had to climb down into the water carrying a large rope, then scramble up the muddy bank and tie us off on a large tree. We carried crude oil and when we would get to a refinery and pump it out then I had to don a rubber suit, boots, and mask and climb down into the barges -- literally pitch dark, and turn valves and shut doors. I suffered heat exhaustion in New Roads, Louisiana, and was in the hospital for about 4 days there (had the cutest nurse, but that's another story). When I got out, I hitchhiked to New Orleans and had to find the boat at a refinery. 'Had to catch a bus from downtown but couldn't find anyone who spoke English for directions so I finally used a couple of years of high school French to be understood. I got to the refinery about 11:00 pm -- ever been in a refinery in the middle of the night with NO ONE around and not knowing where to go? But I made it. The camaraderie was great. I think it paid about $800 a month which was good money at the time. It helped me buy my first car and pay some upcoming college expenses. The picture here is not the boat I was on but was similar except this one is much larger. It is locking through at Watts Bar Dam on the Tennessee River.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Reach out and touch me

For all those avid, ardent readers who have wondered how to reply to my post, at long last here is my e-mail address. If I were a real guru, I guess I would have one of those little boxes to click on and it would automatically bring up the e-mail form. But I am not, so just send your remarks to jamesalandrum at gmail dot com. I really do want to hear from you.

Creep of the Week

Have you heard about the current Secretary of the Interior, Dirk Kempthorne? It seems he decided the bathroom in his Washington office needed remodeling, so they submitted the request to the GAO (the governmental watchdog over budget spending) as "historic renovations" and Mr. Kempthorne got a new shower, a new refrigerator, a new freezer, and lavish new wood paneling for his bathroom. Cost to the American taxpayer -- $235,000.00.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Recipe of the Week

Signature Steaks

Mona Gail's "marinade"

2 Tbsp Olive oil
2 Tbsp Lemon juice
½ - 1 Tsp Garlic powder
1 ½ Tsp Salt
2 Each Steaks – filet mignon, New York strip, ribeye, etc.

Mix all ingredients together well. Pierce steaks randomly all over with knife or large fork and cut through any fat on sides to prevent curling. Coat with mixture on both sides and let stand at room temperature an hour or so before cooking.

The Process

Preheat oven to 425ยบ with rack in the center. Heat an ovenproof pan over medium high heat for 5 minutes. Sear steaks in 2 tbsps olive oil on one side for 4 to 5 minutes. Be careful when putting the steaks in the pan – smoky and it spatters! Once in the pan, don’t move them for that 4 to 5 minute searing time. Turn them over after 4 to 5 minutes, place pan in the oven and roast to desired doneness (see below). Allow steaks to rest 5 minutes before serving.

Everyone has a preferred “doneness” – use the following as a guide only. We used 1 ½” filet mignons (beef tenderloin) and these times were recommended for filet mignons.


Rare: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 5 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Medium rare: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 7 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Medium: Sear 5 minutes
Roast 9 minutes
Rest 5 minutes

Adjust roasting times according to your preferences…. I may never grill a steak outdoors again!